Kigo

33) Tangled Up in Green by Poetheather1

Chapter 33: Abnormally Impossible
Tangled Up In Green

Heather O'Malley

Kim Possible is owned by the Disney Corporation and they have no connection to this what so ever. These characters are used without their permission and include a plea not to be sued as I have no money.

Abnormally Impossible

When Shego got back to Kim's room, there was another person in the room that she didn't know talking quietly to Ron and Mom. She narrowed her eyes angrily and growled at this brown haired interloper dressed like a college student. Her mind screamed Cop and after all who else would be able to get into the room. "Who the fuck are you?"

The woman turned and smiled and nodded at Shego. "Mrs. Possible, my name is Abby Normal, I was sent by Doctor Director to help you baby sit the other Mrs. Possible here as you requested."

Shego relaxed some and sighed. Betty had certainly gotten someone pretty damn fast all things considered. It made her wonder if this was something that Betty had actually been considering for a while now. It would be just like the Cyclops to have something like this being planned in the back of her mind. "You are? Okay, what are your qualifications?"

"Well I spent four years with the Secret Service, and I have been with Global Justice for one year. I have a second degree black belt in Hapkido and I am working on my brown belt in Aikido. I am a fully qualified EMT as well." rattled off the woman as if she had practiced this. "I am also ambidextrous and have qualified expert with both hands in pistol. Does that work for you?"

Shego smirked at the display of attitude. It reminded Shego of herself back when she had been in the hero business with her brothers. It seemed like forever ago but she could remember that part fairly well. She could come to like this woman, if she didn't turn out to be a total pain in the ass. "That might just work. So Abby, what are you packing?"

Abby smirked right back at the green skinned woman and reached for the small of her back, pulling out a matte black pistol, her finger away from the trigger. She handed it over to Shego calmly. "I have two HK USP45CT pistols, firing a special Ranger SXT load, in dual pistol back holster. I think it's a bit faster than a shoulder holster. I also have a knife."

Shego almost laughed at the knife comment, as it was kind of silly after listing the pistols. Maybe this woman would be able to help keep her Princess safe. Maybe. While she wasn't completely sold on the idea she was at least able to accept that the possibility might just exist. Shego turned to Anne. "Has she woken up again?"

"Not yet. Abby here was just introducing herself to us just before you came in. I take it you are impressed."

The green skinned woman just shrugged, cast her eyes over to the brunette and said, "She'll do."

Abby just smiled, amused by that. Ron was intrigued by the woman, as she had a similar air to Shego but with much less of the kill you dead vibe that the green skinned woman had. She exuded confidence, which he then realized that all the women in the room did. He thought back over his life and realized that he had a tendency for being surrounded with women who knew what they were doing. He sighed, wondering what it was about him and strong women. Maybe it would be safer for him overall if he ended up with women like Tara, but that had been so sedate and boring that he hadn't been able to deal with it. Maybe Yori might be interested? She was competent but not nearly as intense as Kim or Shego. It might be an option.

Everyone's thoughts shifted to the person in the bed when she opened her olive green eyes, blinking a few times and looked at everybody. She looked a bit confused and dazed at seeing so many people in her little hospital room. Her eyes drifted towards Shego, she smiled and then asked, "Eme, why is it so crowded in here?"