Kigo

In the Middle by StarvingLunatic 4

4: Median

Bonnie sighed as she came in to what appeared to be an empty house. She would be so lucky if it was empty, but she knew better than that. The house was never empty when it looked that way. She hoped her lovers were in the backyard. She went to check there first and noticed that they were not there. She sighed again.

She started for the stairs while pulling at her tie. She often wondered why she wore ties with her suit because she thought that they kind of annoying, but then she always remembered. The reason she wore ties with her suit was because Kim thought it was sexy. The first time she had worn a tie, Kim had eyed her like it was their first time ever being together. She liked getting that look, so she wore ties as much as possible and she always did get that look when Kim saw her. And yet, I'm not sure if I want it now. After all, what they're doing can't be healthy.

She pulled the tie off as she got to the upstairs and she could hear them already. She shook her head as she opened the door and found just what she expected to find. Kim and Shego were in bed together, going at it. Again. Mentally, Bonnie groaned.

"You two," Bonnie said with a sigh, calling attention to herself.

Shego and Kim turned to look in the doorway. They greeted her with a couple of tired "heys" in rather unashamed tones. It did not matter to them that she had walked in on them naked, bodies glistening with sweat, and in the throngs of passion. It was nothing new.

"I can't believe you're doing it again," the tanned woman sighed, shaking her head. She was starting to regret their agreement that two of them could go at it if the third person was not around and it was not because she was feeling left out.

"Shut up, demon child. Get naked and come on in," Shego replied from her position on top of Kim. The redhead nodded quite enthusiastically, obviously very in favor of that plan.

"No, I'm not joining in," Bonnie said, which surprised her lovers. Wide green eyes stared at her.

"Why not?" Kim asked curiously. Bonnie always joined in when she came home. Why was she not joining in now then?

"Because I'm tired. I joined in last night, yesterday afternoon, the night before that, the afternoon before, and so forth and so on. I'm tired and this isn't healthy. You two can't just pass the time having sex. What happened to your sparring?" Bonnie demanded, pointing in the direction of the backyard. It took all of her willpower not to throw her hands up because she was so frustrated with them.

To the tanned lawyer, it seemed like all her lovers did now was have sex. Every time she came in from work, they were in the bedroom...well, with luck they were in the bedroom anyway. Sometimes, they were in the living room or in the den, on the furniture or on the floor. Once she came in, they were in the kitchen and it was clear that they had gotten off track when making sandwiches one day, the ingredients all spread out on the counter while Kim was propped up on the sink. It was getting out of hand.

Kim and Shego did not even make love anymore. Hell, they did not even fuck like animals in Bonnie's opinion. At least animals had cycles and reasons for doing what they did. Kim and Shego had sex for the same reason people watched television or put together models. They were bored and it was something to do.

"We sparred all this morning. There's only so much sparring you can do," Kim answered.

"Well, you two need some hobbies or something. You can't just keep fucking like this," Bonnie commented.

"This is all we have aside for sparring. You took all the fun stuff away. I'm shocked you don't stop us from handling knives in the kitchen," Shego replied, sounding just a bit frustrated herself and Bonnie knew it was not from lack of physical satisfaction.