Who am I? (Naruto Fanfic)

13.

"Despite looking like a plant, you both act and talk like a pedophile." You shook your head, unamused. Unsurprisingly enough Zetsu wasn't amused either. "Over thousands of years old?" You tilt your head, and he just frowned. How much did you know? "calling yourself the child of the god of this world." You added, pointing upwards. "Who is not to mention trapped on the moon, betrayed by her two sons. How tragic. That is some next level rebellion." You smirked, dipping your hands into the water.

"Why do you know this much?" He asked, his head barely out the ground as he stared at you. "I know this much because I do." You responded, not planning on telling him anything about yourself. Why not remain a threat to him if he was a threat to you as well? Seemed reasonable to you, anyways. "Either way, I think it's time I left. I know you came here to talk about convincing me to join your side, but it isn't happening anytime soon, Zetsu." You hum as you stood, turning on your heels.

You sensed the extreme waves of irritation he gave off and scoffed. "Don't be so angry, aloe-Chan" you called, skipping into the distance. "Maybe I'll reconsider if you convince Itachi to hate konoha!" You giggled, disappearing into the shadows and leaving him to stare after you. You only said this because you knew it was close to impossible. How could Itachi ever go against Shisui and betray konoha? Even if he wanted to, he could never bring himself to hate konoha anyways. Konoha wasn't bad. It was just interesting in so many ways.

As Madara said: people use the darkness in your heart to manipulate you, or something like that. He couldn't do that if he didn't know anything of you. You shouldn't show hate or love towards anybody, and he couldn't use you. Unless he kidnapped you, of course, but that was what Obito was for. He stood by your side and technically protected you because you had too much information while you stood by his side and in exchange helped him with his duties as hokage, because Kakashi was usually gone.

WHat cOulD be mOre farE??

As you arrived with everybody, you quickly apologized. "Sorry, I just had to wash my hands off." You smile, showing your hands for some reason before eyeing them. "So- seeing that-" you cut yourself off, telling yourself that you can't spill the fact you know too much of them. "Well, I heard that you two are amazing in taijutsu while you excel at using and handling scrolls!" You smiled widely, tilting your head innocently with curiosity.

You kind of wanted to fangirl, but decided otherwise because that would be kind of scary for them.

"I'd like to be taught some of those, because I don't know any ninjutsu or combat at all!" You smiled, sitting up and eyeing them all. "And maybe some ways to handle scrolls." You quickly added, not wanting to leave Tenten out. It might be useful for a summoning jutsu if you ever got a summoning, anyways. They all nodded. Tenten and Lee looked determined to show you the power they had while Neji simply just nodded, no certain meaning in it. Just a nod you would give somebody to let them know you were listening closely to them.

You grabbed a kunai and flipped it between your hands as you felt the presence of Zetsu near. "Hey, do you guys feel like somebody is near?" You asked, tilting your head. Everybody paused and looked around. "No?" They all responded in chorus, and you sighed. "I guess it's just me, never mind then. It happens sometimes." You whispered to yourself as you learned forward, ready to learn about some taijutsu.