Who am I? (Naruto Fanfic)

16.

"Is it? Naruto- oh. Naruto didn't befriend his pet fox, did he? Kurama?" You question, sitting in front of him with a curious expression. "Kurama? Pet fox? Do you mean the Kyūbi?" He asked and you nodded eagerly. "Yeah! You should. No. You HAVE to send him to killer B in the cloud village. He befriended Gyūki! Or is konoha still mad at the cloud village because they tried to kidnap young Hinata but then they failed so they threatened to cut the peace treaty even though they did by kidnapping a child?" You asked, speaking rather slowly, watching as he seemed surprised. "Ah, you know about that too." He smiled, signing the paperwork before eyeing you. "No, we have another peace treaty. The cloud village is on edge, sadly though." He frowned.

"Did Sasori leave the sand village? Is Hidan on killing sprees? No, no. How's the rain village?" You asked, and Obito was kind of scared of how many questions you had. It was so much. "Okay. Pick five questions and help me out." He eventually spoke, not wanting to be drowned in questions.

"Ok, ok. Is Sasori still in the sand village?" You asked the first question, walking around the room and stopping at the picture of the previous hokage's. Man, they were hot. Everybody but Hiruzen of course- he was old. "You mean the Sasori of the red sand? No, he's a missing nin." He explained, sorting his papers. "He's quite popular for puppeteers." Obito smiled at himself as he placed another paper aside and moved for the next one. "Yeah, apparently he kills people and uses their bodies to turn them into puppets. It's sick when I hear that. Poor third kazekage ." You shook your head and Obito instantly stood up, staring at you. "You mean Sasori killed the third kazekage?" He questioned, and you briefly nodded.

"So, the rain village. Konan? Pein?" You asked, leaning forward. "The rain village has very high security. We barely know anything about them." He answered blankly, still thinking about what you just told him about the kazekage.

"Is Orochimaru still crazy and drooling over Uchiha's?" You question next. "Orochimaru? I haven't heard from him for awhile. We've lost track of him awhile back." "Oh! About that. Danzō probably knows something about him. Danzō is quite the man." You giggle. "No! By the way, by the way. Danzō has Shisui's eye. You should check that out. It's a threat. He might use the mangeyou Sharingan." You again said casually, smiling at the pictures before turning away and sliding your jutsu book into the back of the shelf while Obito looked down.

He was quite aggressively writing something down.

"Is Gaara the kazekage? Did Gaara's dad, the fourth kazekage get killed by Orochimaru here too?" You tilt your head. He gave a curt nod in response. "Sadly, yes. I mean the death part. Gaara may be young but he is a very smart person. He is very leader-like currently." Obito smiled, lifting his head. "Naruto and him are amazing friends. Friends? I guess I'd call them friends." He whispered, focusing.

You decided you asked enough questions and walked over to the desk, pulling some piles towards you and separating them into urgent, technical junk mail existence and mission letters. This wasn't that hard. You could read the first paragraph and know what it was about. Your eyes landed on one paper and your eyes widened. It was a dress bill.

1,300$

Was that the price? Why was he buying such an expensive dress? You flipped the page and read through, seeing that it was for a mission in a month. Well damn. You'd feel bad for whoever had to wear that. Poor them. You closed the paper and handed the paper to Obito. "Are you sure you need such an expensive dress for a mission? It's one time use." You told him, and he just sighed. "Sadly, for the mission, yes."

"Well, ouch." You chuckle lowly and pick out another paper, separating it into its piles. "It's odd, seeing you sit down all day and sign paperwork." You spoke quietly as you read. "It's my dream of maintaining peace." He grumbled, holding back a yawn. Was he bored or tired? You never saw him rest, so you shot up. "I'll be right back!" You told him before proceeding to jump out of the window.

You heard Obito gasp loudly and rush to the window, worried you just killed yourself. You ran off, leaving him to stare at you confused. "Be back before dark!" He yelled from the window, eyeing the lock. You were probably going to come back from the window and he wanted to be a bit of a tease. He giggled and closed the window before locking it, smiling proudly at his actions as he stared out the window.