The Secretary. {Levi x Reader} (Completed)

44.5 Like A Boss~

PS: if you don't understand what this chapter refers to, it's an old stupid song from 2009. It was quite popular when it came out because it was stupid.

Obviously this is a joke chapter. If you don't like it I'll take it down.

(Levi)

I'm sitting in my office working on my computer. I'm not doing something very important or difficult, I don't plan on going back to work. But I'm so uncomfortable not doing anything for the company after working non stop for over ten years. Yes a break is always welcomed but I've had plenty of those and I always had a date that I'd go back to work. But not this time, all I know is that I'll go back to work once Amy is at least two years old, so I still have a year. And that is if what I have discussed actually goes through because lord knows I'm not getting another babysitter.

So I asked (Y/N), who is back at work to send me something that was assigned to her to keep myself occupied. What she sent me is something easy that she's supposed to finish in two days. She sent me that so I'm not too distracted from the kids, which I appreciate, really I'm just passing the time. Amy's toys somehow found their way in my room so I can see her from the open door playing and Miles is watching a movie. He's still sick but better.

Speaking of the brat he walked into my office and sat in the chair in front of me.

"Hi. " he said, his voice was still rusty from his throat.

"Hi. " I said back.

"What are you doing? "

"I'm just doing some easy work, why? Do you need something? "

"No. " he shook his head once. "Do you do the same work as mom? "

"No brat."

"What do you do? "

"I own the company your mom works for. "

"I know that, you are her boss. "

"Yeah. "

"Meaning? "

"It means I'm the boss. "

"And what do you do when you are a boss? "

"Well the first thing I do is...

Drive to the company, like a boss~
Take off my sunglasses, like a boss~
Make my tea, like a boss~
Eat breakfast, like a boss ~
Take a shit, like a boss~
Approve memmos, like a boss~
Remember birthdays, like a boss~
Sign contracts, like a boss~
Direct workflow, like a boss~
Attend meetings, like a boss~
Call the banks, like a boss~
Eat a bagel, like a boss~
Clean up Hange's shit, like a bo-

No wait I don't do that anymore, that's Erwin's job now.

Check the income, like a boss~
Cry over losses, like a boss ~
More tea, like a boss~
Pay taxes, like a boss~
Flirt with your mother, like a boss~
Send email's, like a boss~
Work with Hange, like a boss~
Women flirting with me, like a boss~
Reject them, like a boss ~
Watch them cry, like a boss~
Leave the company, like a boss~
In my car, like a boss~
Come home, like a boss~
Fall on the couch, like a boss~
Now I'm passed out, like a boss~

"Uh-huh, " he nodded. "So that's an average day for you? "

"No doubt. At least before you started spending all day here. "

"So you drink tea and then come home and pass out. "

"Absolutely, I'm the boss. "

"And I think you said you flirt with my mom? "

"..." I blink. "Nuh. " I shook my head.

"Actually I'm pretty sure you did, and at some point you said something about watching people cry? That's bad."

"Nope, not me. "

"Okay well, that was nice to know. I'll go and watch Frozen two now. " he stood up.

"I'm the boss. "

"Yah, I know. You said that a bijilion times." he turned to leave.

"I'm the boss Miles. "

"Yeah, Yah, I know. " he chuckled and left.

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Like a boss~

Thoughts?

-Christel.