the girl with the guitar [glee/sam evans]

chapter 56: Naked

Send my love to your new lover.
Treat her better.
We've gotta let go of
all of our ghosts.
We both know
we ain't kids no more.

~Adele,  Send My Love (To Your New Lover)

After the investigative work from Violet, Sam, and Blaine, the Warblers' sectional win was revoked, and now the New Directions were on their way to Regionals. Luckily, this also meant that they would get their choir room back from Sue along with their right to rehearse in the auditorium.

The first Glee Club rehearsal after this news was revealed was exciting. All of the members gathered in their seats and cheered as Finn wrote on the board 'Regionals!!' before turning back around with a big grin.

"Alright, people, we are back! First of all, big props to Sam, Blaine, and especially Violet for all their hard work to make this happen. But, there's no time to celebrate. We just lost multiple weeks of prep time for Regionals, and we still have to raise $400 to pay for the bus to get to the competition in Indianapolis."

Artie grinned, "It's the Paris of Indiana."

Violet interjected, "For the weeks of prep lost, we'll be going into booty camp straight away, and Finn and I will try to come up with concepts pretty quickly. But for now, we've gotta focus on whipping all of your butts back in shape. Sectionals was okay, but we could do even better than that."

"Vi's right. That means the rehearsals will have to be mandatory, but we also need to focus on fundraising too." Finn suggested, "I propose a bake sale. I mean... it worked last time."

"Well, that's because Puck spiked the cupcakes with Mary Jane," Artie retorted.

Joe offered, "I could cut my dreads to sell it for extra cash."

Kitty narrowed her eyes at him, "To who? Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer? Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?"

"I could sell more of my semen," Sam offered painfully.

Jake looked at Violet, "More?"

She raised her hands in defense, "I didn't even know that he did it the first time around."

Tina stopped the chatter, "This is silly. I know exactly how we're gonna get the money." She then walked up next to Finn. "'The Men of McKinley' calendar. Let's face it– this is the cutest crop of Glee boys we've ever had."

Marley agreed, "That's great! And it's January, so it's the perfect time to sell them."

"There are six guys, so each one can take two months." Tina turned to Blaine and looked at him dreamily, "I think Blaine should definitely be December. You can do a Santa thing but sexy. Sexy Claus."

Violet commented, "Wanky..." which earned her a pointed look from Blaine.

In an unrecognizable impersonation, Sam accepted, "I'm in as long as I can take my shirt off."