MY HERO ACADEMIA ONESHOTS

YANDERE DABI HEADCANNONS

Oh Jesus.... this man is a freaking SADIST and he is HELLA POSSESSIVE and OBSESSIVE ASF of you

He views you more like a pet or his personal property 

He might not make it obvious to you directly, but he'll give you your loved ones hell if you don't cooperate with the prick

He'll kidnap you in BROAD DAYLIGHT to prove that heroes are utterly useless and no one's gonna come and rescue you. Screw the league and whatever they think, you're his darling, his live, his soulmate, his pet all in one 

Anyone being too close to you will get a really severe warning by him and if they ignore him even after THAT, man.... they are just asking for a death wish cuz he's gonna burn them to a crisp and no doubt he'll enjoy EVERY SECOND of it (Freaking SADIST but I simp for him and I really think there's something WRONG with me now). Nothing relaxes him more the screams of the tortured victims which are like music to his ears 0_0

He'll easily get into your life. All he has to do is stalk you, find out more about you, try making a villain attack you and he'll come and act like your hero and when he's injured, you take him to your home and BOOM! That's ALL it takes for you to fall into his trap. Though he behaves like a certified creep, he isn't THAT much of a creep to snoop through your personal belongings. Man has boundaries too ya know

He'll first try wooing and charming you by giving you flowers and candy and whatever lovey dovey gifts couple give each other

He loves making you laugh and likes to see your smile even if he won't admit it. He might actually take that secret to the grave

He'll kidnap you all right, but he'll only go as far as to chaining you to bed, not leaving you in a basement to rot! Yay, that's nice. Are we having fun yet?

He knows how you'll feel and he'll let you vent your feelings and frustration. He'll hold you and hug you when you're sobbing and crying (Lol, who am I kidding? This man? Hugging someone? When fat pigs fly maybe) and he'll slowly rub soft circles on your back and kiss your forehead 

It's gonna be hard not to fall for this guy. You'll start to love him genuinely with all your heart since he's gonna treat you really well. Like I said, if Crusty lips touches you or so much as even LOOKS at you, he'll burn him to ash. Same goes for Toga and the other members of the LOV. Shigaraki avoids you and calls you annoying but Toga loves hovering around you like a shadow since she likes you AND she also likes pissing Dabi off 

He won't be THAT much of a sadist towards you, but if you overstep your boundaries, he won't hesitate to go full Hitler on you. It's best if you have a soft Dabi instead of raging Dabi since raging Dabi won't be good for your physical and mental health 

Won't let you go out like most of the yanderes 

When you actually start loving him, he'll just give you a cocky smirk and say, ''I knew you'd come around eventually, little mouse~"

He's a HUGE flirt and a tease ;) Expect some..... intense moments with him 

Will NEVER EVER let you near his family since they're too dysfunctional. At the very least, he'll tell stories about them to you and show you pictures and complain how much of a prick Endeavour was (He deserves the Oscar award for being the world's worst dad)and you'll end up comforting him by patting his head while he's laying on your lap (aww.... how WHOLESOME OwO)

Dabi ain't that bad to you, to the others he's an incarnation of Satan himself. End of story, PERIODT. He loves and cares for you so much even though he behaves like a jerk, but if other people mess with you they're gonna have to start saying their prayers 

One hella scary man but has a soft side for you ;)

When it comes to punishments, he'll not hesitate to put you in your place. Do you really think he's gonna let you get away with just a few slaps here and there and some unkind words? Oh dear me, nooooo...... That's where his sadist behavior comes in and he's gonna make you do some... uhh... 'stuff' but he's gonna make you comfortable at first 

He is hella scary when you make him mad. My advise is, DON'T

Aftercare with him is not THAT bad. He'll wipe your tears away and say how it was YOUR fault since he had to punish you for your own good and he'll make you your favorite food and he'll cuddle and hold you till you fall asleep rocking you back and forth slowly (Man, this makes me feel so single TvT)

Don't piss him off and you'll be treated like a darling angel. You're HIS property, nothing anyone can do about that whether you like it or not. Anyone who comes in between you will be KFC fried chicken 

"You belong ONLY to ME little mouse, understand?"