MY HERO ACADEMIA ONESHOTS

YANDERE MIRUKO X READER X YANDERE HAWKS

Requested by @MewsTv, hope you enjoy this :)

Out of the 2, Hawks would be the one who'd fall MADLY in love with you at first and he'd end up telling his BFF Miruko ALL about you 

Hawks would fall in love with you if you were a normal civilian or a small hero. He'd see you the first time during a villain attack and after he saves you, he instantly realizes it's love at first sight and you were DESTINED to be his mate for life

After he saved you, he started flirting with you but you were too much of a rebellic badass (Like me lol XD) and you weren't one to fall for something so PETTY as  flirting from a playboy hero. But, he was the number 2 hero and he'd stop at NOTHING to get you to love him 

He'd try to take you out on dates and for dinner and all that and the reason you went with him was because you wanted to humor him at his little charade and you were amused by the thought of the number 2 pro hero falling head over heels in love with a normal person like you 

After a few days, Miruko notices how distracted Hawks becomes and when he tells her YOU'RE the reason for his distraction, she was curious. She knew Hawks was a playboy and wasn't really interested in dating and having a love life but when he was just staring at space lost in thought, she wanted to know WHO you were for making a guy like Hawks fall for you so quickly. And Hawks WAS pretty serious about wanting to make you his partner

When she saw you and met with you at whatever place you worked at, she was impressed and guess what? Even SHE fell in love with you before you could even call it a day. Congratulations, you now have 2 psychopathic and delusional yandere pro heroes on your back and who are MADLY in love with you

Hawks noticed the way Miruko would look at you when the 3 of you hung out together and instead of getting jealous and acting like a crybaby about the whole thing, he proposed a compromise that they BOTH could SHARE you and surprisingly Miruko agreed

They would take turns stalking you or 'keeping an eye on you so you won't get into trouble and danger' and watching you sleep. Creepy? Yes, I know

They'd collect some random things from your room and bring it back at some penthouse they bought so they could bring you into their care when the time was right 

Since they wanted to rely and depend ONLY on the, they'd try isolating you from everyone else. Your friends and family would avoid you like the Corona and it's not going to be a surprise when you finally lose your job and can't afford to pay for the rent at your place. You were now left in a completely devastating situation with no one to help you but don't worry... your 2 heroes are going to arrive and swoop you off your pretty little feet 

They'd ask you to move in with them and you accepted since they were your friends and they cared for you, right? What could possibly go wrong? My answer.... EVERYTHING

When you finally announce you've found a new job after some time, it'd be over dinner probably

"Hey, I have some good news. I finally found a new job and I'll be moving out in no time''

"What's the matter, don't you like living with us?" asked Miruko in a slightly panicky voice as Hawks was just silent

"I-NO, it's not like that. It's just.... I've been at your place for TOO long now and... I don't want to be a burden on you both. I'm really thankful you guys let me stay here but I don't want to burden you while you're saving the world'' you ranted 

"Aww... baby bird, you're NEVER going to be a burden on us now why don't you finish up your dinner while me and Miruko will be back after getting you your favorite juice, yeah?'' and they got up and left you alone

"We absolutely CAN'T let her get away from us....'' muttered Miruko. "I know and that's why I'm slipping some drug or some shit in the drink so she won't be able to leave us for good. She'll know by now that only WE'RE capable and strong enough for protecting our little songbird'' 

"Yeah.. you're right. After all, what MORE could our little bunny possibly want than let 2 strong heroes take care of her? Now hurry up and let's get going'' 

They handed you the drink and you were out like a light. They felt bad that they had to drug you like that but it couldn't be helped. You woke up chained to a bed and having a quirk cancelling collar around your neck certainly didn't help things either

You were sobbing as they entered the room. "Let go of me you FREAKING DAMN PSYCHOPATHS!!!!" you screamed at them 

"Awww... don't worry baby bird, you're safe with us. You're just confused'' said Hawks and wiped your tears away as Miruko smiled and said, "Yeah... we'll take GOOD care of you, our sweet little bunny. And don't you worry your cute little head about that new job of yours, since we already told the boss you weren't interested'' as she stroked your cheek softly and lovingly

You had NO idea what you'd gotten yourself into with these damn psychopaths. If you acted up or tried escaping, they'd treat you EXACTLY like some sort of damn pet with a collar and kitty ears and tails and all. HECK, they'd even make you CRAWL around the FREAKING place till you're begging them for mercy

If you wanna survive with these whackadoodles, just cave in to their affection and let them shower you in their love since NEITHER of them are patient yanderes and when they snap, they snap HARD and in a not so good way that'll take a huge toll on you. Just play your cards right and you'll have the life of a god/ goddess with these 2 pros taking care of you