MY HERO ACADEMIA ONESHOTS

YANDERE SHIGADABI X READER HEADCANNONS

Shigaraki is a sadistic and possessive yandere while Dabi is possessive and obsessive of you. True these guys banter back and forth like quarreling babies in diapers and cats and dogs but when it comes to YOU, there have no complaints and arguments. It's just HOW they need to treat you might end up in fights but.... it's at least better than being alone with one of them

Oh man are these 2 guys Dominant. They have constant fights on whose gonna be the dominant one in the relationship and poor you, I pity you a lot since you're the bottom. And there's no WAY you can top Mr Crusty lips and Mr burnt Chicken Nugget

They'll have met you during a villain attack of some sort like the one at the training camp or at the USJ or something like that. Shigaraki thought you were another one of those insufferable hero brats trying to become a disgusting pro in the future whereas Dabi could tell Shigaraki was kind of attracted towards you even though his words and his body say something else and yes, The LOV teases him for it. Soon even Dabi starts to catch the feels for you 

You were a level headed and sensible person. You didn't like corrupt heroes and you almost spoke the same words as Stain and Aizawa liked you since you were the ONLY one in his class who had actual common sense and didn't parade around with it. And when Shigaraki and Dabi found out about you mindset, they were growing even MORE crazy about you. Those insufferable heroes didn't DESERVE you, they needed to take you away to show you how useless these heroes were and you were placing your trust and faith in the wrong people

So, once you're in their clutches, you're gonna get locked away no doubt about that since only THEY are gonna be near you, no one else even deserves to look at your direction. Your THEIRS!!! When Shigaraki gets a little TOO excited and sadistic with you, Dabi's gonna burn some of skin warning him to calm TF down. Believe it or not, Dabi's the more sensitive one and caring and emphatic one in the relationship

Dabi is you classic yandere, threatening people around you in order to get you to behave whereas Shigaraki believes in twisting your ideas and your thoughts. Dabi gets ticked off when Shigaraki messes with you pretty dainty little mind 

When you get kidnapped, you wake up on a bed with a quirk cancelling cuff around your wrist and boy was Kurogiri pissed when he found out 2 villains decided to kidnap you for no apparent reason AT ALL. You might be able to escape if Kurogiri finds you as a distraction to the league and he knows the Dusty Rat is gonna get his act together if he finds out you've escaped, but.... that's not gonna work since Kurogiri is starting to grow FOND of you. Good luck trying to escape 

Punishments with these 2 are the WORST, they're gonna go to all lengths of threats (Mainly from Shigaraki) and there are gonna be ALOT of burns and they're gonna make you do stuff you ain't comfortable with... Their goal is to make you beg them for forgiveness for your bad behavior 

I'm gonna be realistic here, Shigaraki does NOT do aftercare (Imma WHACK him in the face with a CHANCLA!!!) He just doesn't know how to take care of people after a punishment and all that whereas Dabi practically LIVES for that moment. He loves how vulnerable you are to his soft touches and light kisses and especially how you melt into his cuddles and if Shigarak continues by not giving you aftercare you BET he's gonna have a 'little talk' with the Crusty boi

They are villains and when it comes to dealing with your rivals and enemies, they're gonna kill people and HECK, they're gonna make a GAME out of it too. And they're going to make Kurogiri and Twice and Toga vote whose kill was more gruesome. Nothing like the screams of tortured people to calm your nerves down 

If Shigaraki snaps, Dabi will INSTANTLY come to your aid and will protect you at ANY cost since he gets reminded of his childhood and he doesn't want you to feel the same pain he did. When Crusty boi Shiggy snaps, he's gonna be even MORE sadistic than usual, and there is no WAY in HECK Dabi's gonna just stand by and watch you suffer. If Dabi's the one who snaps, oh boy... it's gonna be do or die situation and WHY you ask? Because there's a HIGH possibility he might end up KILLING one of y'all! Shigaraki is gonna be the one who's gonna do the talking while you're on his lap, all innocent looking and terrified and vulnerable. Poor little darling, you'll be praying with all your heart Dabis' gonna calm the heck down. If it takes too long for Dabi to calm down, Kurogiri will MOST CERTAINLY intervene. ''If you two idiots don't stop, I'm gonna teleport hero somewhere FAR away from here'' #Mamagiri is best kurogiri UvU

They most certainly are going to force themselves upon you but they won't do something if you aren't comfortable with, at least that's what Dabi won't do and he'll warn Shigaraki NOT to treat you just like some sort of toy

Shigaraki might have you head on his lap while Dabi's busy playing games and Dabi gives you butterfly kisses and they do their most favorite pastime activity. Despite how creepy ASF this sounds, they like watching you sleep, the way your chest rises and falls, the way your breathing becomes so calming and peaceful....Dabi's just gonna cuddle you while Shigaraki plays with your hair 

They aren't completely against having children and they're like, ''If it happens, it happens'' so you think and take it as an OK for the kids thing

These 2 have a soft side for you believe it or not and you can always pull the 'I'm always lonely when you go out on missions' card ;)