MY HERO ACADEMIA ONESHOTS

YANDERE PRESENT MIC HEADCANNONS

Damn.... he looks good ;)

He might fall in love with you because you're cheerful and outgoing and a social butterfly just like him, or you have a shy introverted personality that he finds too adorable like a cute shy little kitten that he needs to protect. Whatever your personality might be, once this man falls for you, he will see you NOTHING more than a little baby that needs protection 24 FREAKIN 7

He is possessive and clingy but he isn't controlling, thank GOODNESS for that. He'll follow you EVERYWHERE like some lovestruck puppy with blonde hair extensions 

Will occasionally scream and yell VERY loudly like some unruly cockatoo whenever someone tries talking to you for too long or when he gets the feeling that person is flirting with you or trying to steal you away from him. You might wanna put cotton buds in your ears the next time you're around this dude 

He'll give you TONS of gifts, sure but he likes to show his love and affection towards you though actions and words. He prefers the traditional way of courting you better 

He prefers to say he's 'MADLY' in love with you rather than being obsessed with you. He'll fall in love VERY quickly and EVERY single time you talk with him will just fuel his crazy obsession for you by the second

Of course, this screaming cockatoo is oblivious as to how CRAZY and HELLA DELUSIONAL his feelings are towards you but does he give a damn? Of course not

He'll most likely whisk you off and sweep you by your feet in the night when you're fast asleep. He has a reputation to maintain a pro hero, you know, he can't just go around kidnapping you in broad daylight. So, he'll resolve it by kidnapping you in the night when almost everyone's asleep

When you wake up, you'll be placed in a really nice room with all these nice and fluffy cushions around you and a warm blanket over your legs. When you kick it off, you'll see a quirk cancelling cuff around your ankle, but it's a fluffy one. Hizashi would NEVER put a collar around you and treat you like some sort of pet or tie you up like some rodeo bull. You're his LOVE, his angel, his little songbird and his loyal little listener. He wants you love him and if he does all that to you, how in the HECK are you going to love him?

You can be fighting and screaming and kicking and trashing around the place and even yell cuss words at him, but this man just WON'T be bothered. He won't even give a damn to your little outbursts and he'll just brush it off as a little 'lover's spat'. His delusional mind will prevent him from seeing the truth and he understands that fights happen in EVERY relationship and that's why, he'll SMOTHER you with hugs SO BAD you won't be able to BREATHE and he'll make you sit on his lap and will be breathing down your neck 

He'll be CONVINCED that you love him when you wear his favorite color or his merch or if you even just flash your cute pretty little smile at him. Leave your curtains open? You're practically BEGGING him to watch you and maybe even show up at your room and have a nice time with you. Compliment him on something? Oh, don't worry, he loves you too

He will always be sweet and caring and kind towards you, punishments and behaving like an incarnation of Satan aren't really his thing. If you DO try escaping, he'll think you're just confused and disoriented that's it. Then, he'll put you down for a nap while he makes you your favorite food. And even if you DO manage to escape, WHO'S going to believe you that PRESENT MIC of all people KIDNAPPED you? He is a PRO hero for heck's sake

Sure, when you drive him over the edge or test his limits of patience, he'll eventually snap and yell at you and he'll lock you up in your room and take away your favorite things. Yes, he'll feel REALLY bad to do that to you and it breaks his heart but... you HAVE to learn your lesson. It's for your OWN good. His punishments are more of like a passing storm, he won't do anything that'll harm you physically or mentally

You gotta give it to this man, he does have a LOT of patience when it comes to you. Infinite patience to be precise

After your punishment is done, he'll cuddle you on his lap and let you watch your favorite show or movie on TV. No violence allowed though, he doesn't want you watching all that dangerous content with blood and gore. You're his innocent little baby and he doesn't want you to be traumatized after watching shows like that. So, the ONLY things that you'll be able to watch are comedy, cartoons, the national geographic and etc. etc.

Will constantly be kissing you and hugging you like some human version of a clingy parrot but won't take things TOO far till you're ready and he respects your wishes. He does want to make you comfortable after all

You'll be allowed SOME freedom, you can go out to the backyard and be there for however long you want, but that's the ONLY freedom you're gonna be getting. Going outside will be TOO risky and dangerous for his precious little darling

No matter what happens, if he's there by your side, he'll be on cloud INFINITE

''It's to protect you, there are villains out there who want to harm you you know, my little songbird~"