MY HERO ACADEMIA ONESHOTS

YANDERE KIRISHIMA X YANDERE TETSUTETSU X READER HEADCANNONS

Hope you all enjoy rock bois yandere headcannons :)

You probably met them at some hero convention or something. You were wearing a red dress and silver necklace and as soon as Daddy shark first saw you, he instantly knew it was love at first sight

"Look tetsu, she's wearing OUR colors, isn't that manly? Or womanly?''

 You'd meet Tetsutetsu after you'd help him up from tripping over the rugs of that place because of your sheer coolness ;)

"Oops, looks I'm falling for you''

These rock bois will CERTAINLY try to find out more about you and they will stalk you to get to know you more. They'll soon get to know ALL about your personal life, your daily routine, your favorite food, your friends whom they HATE since they're annoying gnats and flies and hindrances and try taking you away from them. They so badly want to get rid of those pathetic pieces of trash you call your 'friends'. Can't you see, THEY'D treat you like the angel and goddess you DESERVE to be treated and your friends are just gonna toss you to the curb like a used Kleenex

So, that's when they decide to team up to 'bring you in their care' since the world is a dangerous place for their precious darling little angel. Who knows WHAT sort of horrors of the world can harm their cute little pebble/ angel. They just want you to be safe and they care for you

Both of these guys will act like lovestruck puppies, always following you around and clinging onto you like the human versions of koala bears and will be breathing down your neck every DAMN SECOND of the day

Cuddle sessions with these bois are a MUST everyday. They will smother and cuddle with you SO BAD, you won't have place to breathe since you're gonna be squashed in their manly arms and chests

Will compliment you each and every single day 

Do they have a shrine of you? Of COURSE, is that even a QUESTION? 

Would LOVE for you to give birth to their kids and trust me when they say they want to be a BIG happy family. Very big and we're talking like, 5 or 6 kids here. Shocking? Yes, I KNOW OvO. But bonus points to you if you have twins though

They worship the ground you walk on 

If someone holds a grudge against the, well, no matter. They'll be dead soon enough. They'll make it look like an accident since they're respected pro heroes and they DO have a reputation to maintain! They like using their quirks for torturing their rivals but they prefer it to be done fast and quick since they don't like to keep you waiting. Poor thing, you must be so lonely while your protectors are busy defending you but don't worry, they'll be back soon and you'll have LOTS of time to cuddle with them and make sure you're safe and sound with them. But if that person REALLY gets on their nerves, which is saying something since these 2 rock bois don't snap THAT easily, they'll take their own SWEET time 

Bones? Snapped

Eyeballs? Gouged out

Teeth? pulled out

Hotel? trivago

You wearing their hero merch and their costumes make these bois go 'rock hard' ;) and flustered (Haha, get it? Rock, hard? Okay, Imma stop now TvT). Both of these bois will CERTAINLY have red faces and will become blushing messes after they see you like that

When it comes to punishing you because of you acting up or driving them over the edge, they try their BEST not to punish you but... it can't be helped and so you'll be locked away in a room till you learn your lesson. If you've been a good girl, you'll get cuddles and your favorite food and they might even let you watch TV

Should you resist them or welcome them? Just welcome them with open arms, it'll be a win win for EVERYONE

Since you're the only one who's actually bothered to take care of the house, you'll be getting on their case all the time and they'll try their best to listen to you

"For the LAST TIME, stop shaving your beards in god forsaken places like the DAMN KITCHEN!!!!!"

Both red head and silver head really love you ALOT and so... life with them will be good but if you push their buttons I PRAY for you