MY HERO ACADEMIA ONESHOTS

YANDERE SHINKAMI X READER HEADCANNONS

This relationship is actually really HELLA weird tbh. Either Shinsou has to stop you and Denki from behaving like idiots or you and Shinsou teaming up together to stop Denki from doing crazy and stupid stuff. But at the end it's always Denki who short circuits and either way, you'd have to deal with him behaving like a moron for a few hours and on dumb mode. Good luck

Now, as you all know, Denki is the yandere who's obsessive and hella clingy like a pikachu version of a koala bear whereas the sleepy kitten boi Shinsou acts like a damn tsundere like a certain deformed blonde hedgehog I know who likes to scream but in reality, he LIVES for the moments when you touch him with those soft and small hands of yours and when you hug and cuddle with him or show any form of affection to him. Basically, he's a sucker for your love 

Both of them really love you till no ends but out of the 2, I'd say Shinosu has more brain cells than Denki but that of course, goes without saying (Sorry Denki bby). Shinsou knows it's wrong to behave like a creep and try fantasizing about what all he could do to you when you're under him but... you're just TOO adorable NOT to think about. He's a self aware yandere to be precise whereas Denki on the other hand doesn't give a DAMN if his delusions are crazy and psychopathic or not. He loves you and he's DAMN sure you'll love him back. You just need a bit of time and some convincing, that's all

Would they stalk you? Of course, that goes without saying. They just want to protect you. What sort of pro heroes would they be if they can't protect their beautiful buzzy sunshine nugget and kitty cat from trouble and god knows WHAT would happen if you're big and strong protectors weren't there to 'save you from all the dangers of the world 

They won't directly kidnap you when they fall in love with you. They'll slowly insert themselves into your life and try distancing you from everyone else. Shinsou is one HELLA manipulative guy and he'll try isolating you from your friends whereas Denki's really good at guilt tripping people. He might come up with some sob story and BOOM! You're hanging out at their place since god knows how long

Will DEFINIETLY introduce to Eri, Hizashi and Aizawa and they feel they should welcome you into the family soon. Platonically of course. Now you have 5 yanderes added to the mix, congratulations 

Shinsou tries his BEST not to use his quirk on you but if you're being difficult, he won't hesitate. Denki and Shinsou are against punishing you and hurting you. They just want you to love them and they know if you're scared of them and see them as monsters, you won't fall in love with them. Not even if someone makes you do Math exercises for 8 hours. They'll just isolate you and take away your privileges till you 'behave'

After your punishment is done, they'll cuddle you. Denki spooning you from the back as Shinsou hugs you and cuddles you from the front and kisses you slightly on the forehead and gives you light soft head pats

They'll treat you like a god/ goddess or an angel or king/ queen but drive them over the edge, they'll treat you like a pet with a collar on

You and Denki know how much Shinsou gets really overprotective if you get hurt and so, for fun you pretend to be injured while Shinsou will be fussing about here and there and muttering how you should be more careful while you give a thumbs up to Denki and enjoy having a not-so-tsundere Shinsou taking care of you 

During date nights, in the apartment of course since you aren't allowed to go out, Shinsou will be cooking in the kitchen while you and Denki are gonna be setting up tables and choosing what movie you all wanna watch. Denki isn't allowed in the kitchen since the last time he tried making something, he electrocuted the microwave and started a fire 

VERY VERY OVERPROTECTIVE ppl