MY HERO ACADEMIA ONESHOTS

YANDERE ERASERMIC X READER HEADCANONS

Requested by 0_simp_0 and I hope you enjoy :)

Both of them are the most gentlemanly dudes on this planet

They LOVE spoiling TF outta you and pampering the hell out of you 

They like taking you out for dates provided you behave well for them and be a good little girl/ boy. They won't coop you up in the house for so long since they know that being outdoors is necessary for you and an average person's well being and so, just to prove that they're not heartless monsters, they will let you enjoy and have some fun outside. If you can deal with the constant bickering of Aizawa and Hizashi as to where they want to take you out for a date, well... good luck with that 

They'd probably meet you at work or something for the first time. It's Hizashi who'd meet you first at your workplace and he'd be blabbering to Aizawa about how cute and adorable you looked and Aizawa wanted to see you for himself and when he saw you, it was literally love at first sight for him too. Well, these 2 pros decided to share you since sharing is caring ;)

They both are the doms which means you're the sub, so, have fun and you have my blessings dear reader 

They are VERY VERY POSSESSIVE and PROTECTIVE ASF of you, like seriously. They'll be on your heels each and every single place you go, no joke. Be it going to your favorite store, your favorite mall or cafe. They might also just be 'hanging 'round the corner' since they're pros after all and they need to patrol the city for villains and making sure the city is safe. Riiiiigggghhhhhtttt

Will DELIBERATLEY hang around YOUR neighborhood more often so when you see them, you get to greet them with that cute adorable little smile of yours

Are the types of people who will take turns stalking you and watching you sleep just to see how cute and innocent you look and monitor for sus activity around you to make sure you're safe

If someone dares to insult you, oh boy.... these 2 men are NOT going to go easy on them no matter HOW harmless they loo to you. But just know that since they're pro heroes and all, they have their reputations on the line and so, they'll get rid of that little piece of trash who insulted you in a sneaky and cunning manner. Don't be surprised if they're in contact with the LOV

Of course, when it comes to punishments, Aizawa is the more stricter of the 2 while Hizashi will just gently scold you like a child saying how you shouldn't misbehave since you're looked after so well and all that. If you start cussing out too much or give them the cold and silent treatment for too long, they'll just think you're cranky since you didn't sleep properly and they'll put you to bed 

I would advice you to NOT try escaping from them like, AT ALL since ONE: It would be really really hard and tough since dude, come ON, they're GOD DAMN FREAKING PROS!! They would have already made sure to destroy any means and routes of escape when they 'brought you under their care' and TWO: if you DID manage to escape, how TF did you manage to do that? But nevermind since it wouldn't take them less than an HOUR to find where you are. The entire COUNTRY will be on the lookout and yes, unfortunately for you, they have the public fooled that some villains have captured you and you must be so scared and lonely and terrified, but don't worry, your knights in shining armors are here for your rescue 

If you try telling anything against them, people will think you're just confused and little worried that's all. When you 3 get home, they'll hug you so hard that you won't have place to FREAKING BREATHE and say how thankful and glad they are for their little kitten/ listener/ songbird that they're safe and sound. Of course, they'll be EXTRA careful with you from now on and you won't be able to do ANYTHING without them too

Other than that, they literally love cuddle sessions with you. You being sandwiched between them while they hug you and just..... bask in your godly presence 

Can't believe I'm saying this but you 3 actually take baths together (OH MY POOR INNOCENT MIND!!!! I NEED ASAHI AND SOME HOLY WATER ON THE DOUBLE!!!!!!! TVT)

They love it when you wear their merch and clothes, makes them want to cuddle with you on the couch with some soft music playing from who knows where and lightly kiss you and tell you about how their day went 

They'll let you watch anything you want on TV, except for the news since they don't want to see their darling sad if people are still searching for you (Aizawa and Mic took care of THAT too by saying that you're safe and sound after threatening a few people WITHOUT your knowledge) and their hearts break when they see you sad or upset or miserable

Will baby proof the entire place since they'd rather die than see you get hurt

When you want space, Aizawa would be willing to leave you alone for sometime but Hizashi will just create a big drama fest till Aizawa knocks him on the head 

Will NEVER shout at you or hit you or emotionally manipulate you at all