Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes

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Ranpo, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Poe.
Poe: How did you do that without turning around?
Ranpo: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Dazai: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Chuuya: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Dazai:
Dazai: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Atsushi: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You're not the person I married!
Akutagawa: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And I'm taking the kids!
Kyouka, pushing the monopoly board away from them: ...maybe we should stop playing

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Akutagawa, bad at flirting: I like your name
Atsushi, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

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Yosano, to Dazai: I dare you to—
Kunikida: Dazai isn't allowed to accept dares.
Dazai: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"

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Ranpo: If I run and leap at Poe, he'll catch me in their arms!
Ranpo: *runs and leaps at Poe*
Poe, who is holding coffee: *drops the coffee to catch Ranpo*

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Drunk Chuuya: *kicks "G" off Graveyard sign*
Drunk Dazai, hyping him up: Let's get this party started >:D

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Dazai: Things have actually been going really well with Kunikida. Our friendship is in a really good place.
Dazai: Last week I said, "Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, Dazai," they said, "Okay."

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Ranpo: I like your shirt!
Poe: Thanks *remembers people like bad boys* I stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street.

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Ranpo: Time for plan G.
Kenji: Don't you mean plan B?
Ranpo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Atsushi: What about plan D?
Ranpo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Junichiro: What about plan E?
Ranpo: I'm hoping not to use it. Dazai dies in plan E.
Kunikida: I like plan E.