Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes

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 ranpoe-centric chapter for u!!

(sorry for the lateness of the upload btw, finding incorrect quotes for this pairing's surprisingly hard)

Ranpo: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Poe: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

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Ranpo: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Poe: No, I said "Ranpo, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Poe: I owe you one.
Ranpo: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

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Ranpo: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Poe: Wow. They sound stupid.
Ranpo: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Poe: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Ranpo: I guess you're right. Hey Poe, I love you.
Poe: See! Just say that!
Ranpo: Holy fucking shit.
Poe: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ranpo, but they're too dumb for you.
Ranpo: Poe.

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Ranpo: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Poe: Ranpo, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Ranpo: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Ranpo: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Ranpo: Not you Poe. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

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Poe: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Ranpo: Ok, Poe, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Poe: 1917.
Ranpo: ...You're ready.

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Poe: What are you drinking?
Ranpo: Vodka.
Poe: Straight?
Ranpo: No, gay. Why?

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Ranpo: I'm quick at math.
Poe: Ok, what's 38 times 76?
Ranpo: 24.
Poe: That wasn't even close.
Ranpo: But it was quick.

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Poe: Damn, the power went out.
Ranpo: Don't worry, I got this.
Ranpo: *stomps foot*
Poe: What-?
Ranpo: *Sketchers light up*

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Ranpo: So, Poe, do you have a crush on anyone?
Poe: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

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Ranpo: Hey, Poe. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Poe: I like sunflowers.
Ranpo, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

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Poe: So what do you have planned for the future?
Ranpo: Lunch.
Poe: No, like long term.
Ranpo: Oh...um, dinner?

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Poe: Ranpo, what are you doing?
Ranpo: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Poe: You could always take it out and count it.
Ranpo: Where's the fun in that?

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Ranpo: Why are you on fire?
Poe: This is just how my day is going.