Ranpo: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Kyouka: Goodnight moon.
Kyouka: Goodnight tree.
Kyouka: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Kunikida: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Kenji: Put spaghetti in it.
Kunikida: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Ranpo: Put spaghetti in it.
Kunikida: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Dazai: Put spaghetti in it.
Kunikida: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Dazai: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Chuuya: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Dazai: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING ATSUSHI WITH ME
Akutagawa, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Atsushi: Hey, Dazai? Can I get some dating advice?
Dazai: Just because I'm with Chuuya doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Kunikida: Kenji was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Kenji: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Kunikida: Kenji, you ate a chair.
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Ranpo: Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery.
Poe: What did I steal?
Ranpo, trying not to cry: My heart.
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Dazai & Ranpo in the back of Kunikida's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Atsushi: We have food at home.
Kunikida: *pulls into the McDonald's drive-through*
Dazai & Ranpo: YAYYYYYY!
Kunikida: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
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Chuuya, to anyone: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.
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Atsushi: Who's in charge here?
Ranpo, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Atsushi: Are you trying to seduce me?
Akutagawa: Why, are you seducible?
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Dazai: Hey, Atsushi, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Atsushi: Yeah.
Dazai: And you, Akutagawa?
Akutagawa: Umm... yes?
Dazai: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Akutagawa: Did he just-
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Dazai: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Kunikida: A pet WHAT?!
Ranpo: William Snakespeare.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
