Akutagawa: Jinko, we tried things your way.
Atsushi: No, we didn't.
Akutagawa: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Dazai: Bonjour, b. Voulez-vous coucher avec koi
Chuuya: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Dazai: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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Kunikida: That's not funny.
Ranpo: I thought it was funny.
Kunikida: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Chuuya: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Dazai: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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Kouyou: I think you're still suffering the effects of the part last night.
Chuuya: All I drank was Redbull!
Kouyou: How many?
Chuuya: Eighteen.
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Kunikida: Dazai, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Dazai: Ooh, someone's in trouble!
Dazai:
Dazai: It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Akutagawa, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!Atsushi: Wh-
Akutagawa: YOU'RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!Atsushi: Why are you screaming?!
Akutagawa: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!
Atsushi:
Akutagawa: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
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Kenji: Change is inedible.
Kunikida: Don't you mean inevitable?
Kenji, spitting out a concerning amount of coins: No.
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Kunikida: just...why?
Dazai: I get asked that a lot and I find that the answer is often 'I thought it would be funny'
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Dazai: *Flirting with a client instead of working*
Atsushi, having a whole-ass battle: Could you be horny at a more convenient time?!
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Kouyou: What's in the suitcase?
Chuuya: Vodka.
Kouyou: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?
Chuuya: Of course not. I brought a mixer as well, I'm not a savage.
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fixed this chapter up finally :))
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
