Nathaniel: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
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Akutagawa: *coughs violently* Atsushi: Don't die, Akutagawa! Akutagawa: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO-
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Kunikida: Dazai and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Dazai: Sentences. Kunikida: Don't interrupt me.
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Dazai: Can I have your number? Chuuya, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
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Akutagawa: Why does Chuuya always do the laundry so loudly? Dazai: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house. Chuuya, in the distance: *violently slams the washing machine shut*
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Ranpo: I love murder mysteries! Poe, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Dazai: Kunikida has no idea I'm high. Kunikida: You're high? Dazai: Oh, I'm sorry. Dazai, leaning over to Atsushi: Kunikida has no idea I'm high.
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Dazai: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Kunikida: That's 200%. Dazai: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
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Chuuya: I fell— Dazai: From heaven? Chuuya: No, I literally fell— Dazai: In love with me the moment you saw me? Chuuya: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Dazai: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Tachihara: Here's the cold medicine you asked for. Tachihara: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table* Chuuya: Thanks.
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Poe: Are you coming to bed? Ranpo: I can't. This is important. Poe: What? Ranpo: Someone is wrong on the internet.
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Kunikida, smugly, after security arrives to escort Atsushi and Dazai out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out? Atsushi, in defeat: Let's go. Dazai: Wait. Atsushi: What? Dazai: I'd kinda like to be carried out...
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Akutagawa, at Atsushi: Would you like to stay for dinner? Chuuya, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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Dazai: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.
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Akutagawa: Can you cut me some slack, Jinko? I'm sort of in love. Atsushi: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem. Akutagawa: I'm in love with you. Atsushi: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Kajii, watching power lines fall down: Gin, Tachihara! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
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Yosano: Are you drinking enough water? Atsushi: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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Dazai: You're gonna ace this test, Chibi! Chuuya: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb. Dazai: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week? When I boiled that egg? Chuuya: Yeah, that was big. I was pretty proud of you.
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Atsushi: What are you writing? Akutagawa: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Atsushi, looking over Akutagawa's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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Dazai: I hope he's calmed down... Chuuya: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.
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(and I know it prob doesn't make up for all of it but today's chapter has 20 incorrect quotes this time :) 5 bonus quotes for my favorite ppl <3)
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