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Kunikida: The level of unprofessionalism. Way too much.
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Mori: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Mori: *cuts piece of cake*
Dazai: ...Can I have some?
Mori: Cake is for talkers.
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Kouyou: If we lose, you're out of the will.
Dazai: I was in the will?
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Akutagawa, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Akutagawa: THERE. Now send it.
Chuuya: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Akutagawa: JUST DO IT!
later
Kyouka: So what does it say?
Atsushi, reading the letter: He says they're going to "lick my-"
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Dazai: Kunikida likes to say 'You can be part of the problem or part of the solution.' But I happen to believe you can be both.
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Poe: Can I have some?
Ranpo, eating cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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Kunikida talking about Dazai: Good news, he's a diva. Bad news, he's a diva.
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Kyouka: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Yosano: A doll.
Yosano: A cinnamon roll.
Yosano: A sweetheart.
Kyouka:
Kyouka: ...stop it.
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Dazai's first pick-up attempt:
Chuuya: No no no. NO DAZAI!! No, no, no, nooo. NO. no no no, come on! No!! nonono...
Dazai: Really? Sixteen no's?
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Atsushi: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Yosano: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ranpo: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kenji: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Kunikida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Atsushi: I'm sensitive to the fact of how sensitive you are because I'm sensitive in that way too.
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Dazai: Kunikida, we're hungry!
Ranpo: Kunikida! What's for dinner?
Yosano: We're hungry, Kunikida!
Kunikida, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Kunikida: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Ranpo: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Yosano: ...That'll work.
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Yosano: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Atsushi's birthday invitations.
Kunikida: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Yosano: "Atsushi's birthday".
Kunikida: So, what do they say instead?
Yosano: "Atsushi's bi".
Ranpo:
Ranpo: Works out either way.
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Kenji: Are you laughing at that video of Atsushi and a cat fighting?
Dazai: No.
Dazai: I'm laughing at the comments.
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Dazai, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Mori, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Chuuya, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Kouyou appalled: Call the exorcist.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
