Gin picking out flowers: She loves me not. She loves me not. She loves me not.
Akutagawa to Higuchi: Did you two break up??
Higuchi: I just went out to buy groceries...
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Dazai: Ok, I'm going to say Marco then-
Q: Hi Marco!
Dazai: No no no no, I'm Dazai. I'm just going to say Marco and then-
Q: Hi Dazai!
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Lucy: Wait so dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls?
Lucy: What do smart girls get then?
Kyouka: Cats mostly.
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Chuuya: Gun to my head, I'd say...
Dazai: Pull the trigger.
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Atsushi: You read my diary?!
Dazai: Yeah, i read it to see if you were on drugs. It's called PARENTING, Atsushi.
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Ranpo: Since when did anything work out the way we planned? We didn't plan on having Atsushi, we didn't plan on having Kyouka.
Ranpo: Well, we did plan on having Dazai, but we didn't plan on having Dazai.
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Ranpo: I'm Edogawa Ranpo.
Ranpo: I like long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
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Chuuya: Do we have any orange juice left?
Dazai: *pours the remaining juice into his cup*
Dazai: Sorry, we're all out.
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Chuuya: I hate you.
Dazai: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Ranpo: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can't 'legally' be a lawyer if your license is 'cut out of a cereal box'.
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Akutagawa: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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Atsushi: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Kyouka: We're not friends.
Atsushi, holding an axe: We're going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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Atsushi: *Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Akutagawa's window*
Dazai: OH my God, Yes!
Atsushi: *Yelling up* No, tell Akutagawa!
Dazai: Akutagawa! I'm going to prom with your lover!
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Gin: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Higuchi: Sure!
Higuchi: Whats your favorite color?
Gin: Triangle. Do you like women?
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
