Dazai: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".
Kunikida: I see you're passing on your name.
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Chuuya: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Chuuya: And atoms never touch each other.
Chuuya: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
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Ranpo: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Yosano: How so?
Ranpo: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Atsushi: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Dazai: Unless you're home alone.
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Kyouka: Dazai...
Dazai: Oh no, 'Dazai' in B flat.
Dazai: You're disappointed.
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Kenji: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
Kenji: Oh no, where did it go?
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Atsushi: The stars are so beautiful...
Akutagawa: They're just giant balls of gas.
Atsushi: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Akutagawa: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Atsushi: Oh...
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Ranpo: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
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Kyouka: Why is Kunikida crying on the floor?
Yosano: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Kyouka: And?
Yosano: They got Dazai.
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Kunikida: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Ranpo: This unmitigated poppycock?
Dazai: Extravagant hogwash!
Kunikida: Okay, stop.
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Kunikida: Here are two pictures. One is your room, and the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines.
Dazai: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Kunikida: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
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Ranpo: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Poe: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Ranpo: Because we're out of doritos.
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Kunikida: Wow...that's very mature of you.
Dazai: With great hotness comes great responsibility.
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Akutagawa: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Atsushi, blushing: Okay.
Chuuya: It's fucking summer.
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Dazai: Gentleman, don't be cynical like Kunikuda.
Dazai: Don't let your skinny jeans cut off the blood to your hearts.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
