Atsushi: Big day today, Kyouka. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
Kyouka: Mustard– looks less like blood.
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Kunikida: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Dazai: We have three actually-
Ranpo: Pick your favorite.
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Mori: Did you take out the weretiger as I requested?
Akutagawa: Jinko has been taken out, yes.
Mori: You have my grat-
Akutagawa: It was a great restaurant.
Akutagawa: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Akutagawa: I proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers
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Dazai: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
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Dazai: She's the girl of my dreams!
Kunikida: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
Dazai: I have a lot of dreams.
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Poe: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Ranpo: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Poe:
Poe: What?
Ranpo: I need to feed my Neopets!
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Kenji: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Yosano: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Atsushi: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."
Dazai: When you're as right as I am, you don't have to say it.
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Kunikida: N... No!
Dazai: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
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Kouyou: When Chuuya has daiquiris they get really into how beautiful they are.
Chuuya: Hey, I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
Dazai: Hey Chibi, you know that's a mirror, right?
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Kyouka: I really like Eminem.
Ranpo: I prefer skittles.
Poe: She's talking about the rapper.
Ranpo: Why would she eat the wrapper?
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Fukuzawa: Alright, you two. I know what you've been hiding. Spit it out already.
Dazai: Atsushi and Akutagawa are living together!
Atsushi: Dazai married Chuuya in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!
Fukuzawa:
Fukuzawa: I meant who forgot to feed the cat-
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Akutagawa: When was the last time you cried?
Atsushi: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Akutagawa: really? That recent?
Atsushi: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
