Chuuya: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Dazai: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Dazai: Name one time I haven't acted professional
Kunikida: You're holding a juice box right now
Dazai: It's to stop me from spilling my juice.
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Ranpo: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Atsushi: I never had one.
Ranpo: An imagination or a childhood?
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Akutagawa: Rules were made to be broken!
Atsushi: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!
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Kunikida: I am at a loss for words!
Dazai, telling Atsushi later: Despite being lost for words, Kunikida yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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Ranpo: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Poe: Please never become a surgeon
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Kouyou: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Chuuya: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Tachihara: Dazai tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Atsushi, showing off his new suspenders: Do you like my outfit?
Akutagawa: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Atsushi, blushing: A-Akatugawa-
Akutagawa: I need your chair. Get up.
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Atsushi: I wasn't hurt that bad
Atsushi: Yosano said all the bleeding was internal
Atsushi: Which is where it's supposed to be
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Akutagawa: You read my diary?!
Dazai: At first, I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Akutagawa: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Ranpo: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Poe:
Atsushi:
Kyouka:
Everyone Else At Ranpo's Surprise Birthday Party:
Kunikida: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
