Dazai: I've started seeing someone.
Kunikida: As in dating?
Kunikida: Or as in hallucinations?
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Atsushi: Y-...You've killed me..
Akutagawa: Good.
Kyouka: WHAT THE-
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Chuuya: *answers phone* Hello?
Dazai: It's Dazai.
Chuuya: What did he do this time?
Dazai: No, it's me, Dazai. It's actually me.
Chuuya: What did you do this time?
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Akutagawa: Don't correct me!!!
Dazai: Don't be wrong.
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Dazai: Why did you give Chuuya a knife?
Kyouka: They felt unsafe.
Dazai: Now I feel unsafe.
Kyouka: Sorry.
Kyouka: Want a knife?
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Chuuya: Are you SURE I can't punch them in the face?
Kouyou: Yes.
Chuuya: What if I just broke their nose a little bit?
Kouyou: No.
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Atsushi: You always look so unapproachable.
Akutagawa: And yet, here you are.
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Poe: Words that end in "-ie" are so cute! Like "cutie," "sweetie," "cookie."
Ranpo: "Die."
Poe: ...No.
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Atsushi: I have a plan.
Akutagawa: I have the hospital on speed-dial.
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Akutagawa: Shut up.
Higuchi: I didn't say anyth-
Akutagawa: You were thinking. It's annoying.
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Dazai: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
(sorry about the last 3, i was using my phone)
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
