Akutagawa: How dumb do they think we are?
Atsushi: Sometimes they leave me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Atsushi: Why are you sulking?
Dazai, beginning to rant: Someone said Pluto isn't a planet, can you believe the stupidity-
Atsushi: But it's not a planet-
Dazai: You're dead to me now.
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Ranpo: *falls*
Atsushi: Oh my gosh are you o-
Ranpo: Better make a wish you just saw a falling star.
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Dazai: I'm older.
Chuuya: I'm younger.
Dazai: I'm taller.
Chuuya: I'm shorter.
Dazai: I'm smarter.
Chuuya: I'm...not falling for that.
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Dazai: How tall are you?
Chuuya: Height is a social construct.
Dazai: So you're short?
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Poe: I may be antisocial and unattractive...
Ranpo: ...But?
Poe: That's all.
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Chuuya: Don't talk down to me!
Dazai: Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You're too short.
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Akutagawa: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Kyouka, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Kunikida: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Dazai: I'm aware of that.
Kunikida: But then you and I spent some time together.
Dazai: And?
Kunikida: It did not get better.
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Ranpo: Hey, can you hold this for me?
Poe: This is your hand...
Ranpo: Yeah.
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Akutagawa: Don't worry, you've got everything you need to defeat them.
Atsushi: The power to believe in myself?
Akutagawa: No, a knife.
Akutagawa: Stab them.
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Kunikida: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ranpo: Rude.
Kyouka: That's fair.
Atsushi: Not again.
Dazai: Are you going to want this back?
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
