*Atsushi sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Akutagawa: I ain't reading all that.
Akutagawa: I'm happy for you tho.
Akutagawa: Or sorry that happened.
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Kunikida: Do you have any idea what you're doing?
Atsushi: Why start now?
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Chuuya: Look, last night was a mistake.
Dazai: A sexy mistake.
Chuuya: No, just a regular mistake.
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Kouyou: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Dazai: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
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Akutagawa, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Ranpo: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Ranpo: And I started thinking.
Ranpo: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Ranpo: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Poe: Are you ok?
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Kunikida: Watcha got there..?
Dazai: *petting an ostrich* A smoothie.
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Atsushi & Akutagawa:*Playing video games*
Chuuya: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Atsushi: *silence*
Akutagawa: *silence*
Chuuya, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Atsushi & Akutagawa in shame: Yeah...
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Dazai: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Chuuya: Maybe we would if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Akutagawa: I made tea.
Atsushi: I don't want tea.
Akutagawa: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Atsushi: Then why did you tell me?
Akutagawa: It's a conversation starter.
Atsushi: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Akutagawa: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Atsushi: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Ranpo: Which doctor?
Atsushi: No, I want the regular doctor.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
