Ranpo: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Ranpo: I need my socks.
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Atsushi: Akutagawa just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.
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Dazai: We have a problem.
Kunikida: Let me guess, you caused it?
Chuuya: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Akutagawa: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Ranpo: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
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Chuuya: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Dazai, patting him on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
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Atsushi: I am going to need you to swear-
Akutgawa: Fuck.
Atsushi:
Atsushi: ...swear as in promise.
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Atsushi: Am I going to far?
Kyouka: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Kenji: The time to act is now.
Kenji: Wink, wink.
Yosano: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.
Kenji: Oh, sorry.
Kenji: Wink.
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Chuuya: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Atsushi: Even better!
Chuuya: What the fuck did you-
Akutagawa: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Akutagawa: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Atsushi: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Akutagawa: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Atsushi: Is it working?
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Kyouka: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Kyouka: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Atsushi: What kind of pep talk is that?
Kyouka: Ominous positivity.
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Kyouka: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Atsushi: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Akutagawa: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Ranpo: Okay, two person huddle.
Poe: This is just a hug.
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Chuuya: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Dazai.
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Atsushi: Hey, are you okay?
Akutagawa: Yeah.
Atsushi: You don't look okay...
Akutagawa: Then stop looking.
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Dazai: What's your favorite color?
Chuuya: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Dazai: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Chuuya: My favorite color is pink.
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Ranpo: You know what I've realized?
Poe: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Ranpo: Nice try, anyways-
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
