Dazai: Relationships should be 50/50. Chuuya cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Akutagawa: Love makes people do stupid things.
Atsushi: I love everything!
Akutagawa: That explains a lot.
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Ranpo: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Kouyou: Are you drunk?
Chuuya: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Dazai: And the spirit of whisky.
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Yosano: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...
Kunikida: What's updog?
Yosano: Ranpo! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Chuuya: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Dazai: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
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Atsushi: Is Ranpo always like this when he loses?
Yosano: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Ranpo: You bumped that table and you know it!
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Dazai: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Chuuya: Are you a software update? because not right now.
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Atsushi: I mean. Akutagawa's just standing there now.
Atsushi: Waiting for me, I guess.
Atsushi: But it's okay, I think he's pretty much settled down.
Akutagawa: Settled down?
Atsushi: Well, he only stabbed me once.
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Dazai: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Chuuya: Marry me.
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Akutagawa, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Atsushi: Tea.
Akutagawa: Wrong. It's coffee.
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Kunikida: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Dazai: Mine just says "Dazai no."
Kunikida: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Akutagawa: This bloodline ends with me.
Gin: You're gay?
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*out grocery shopping*
Ranpo: *takes a free sample twice*
Ranpo: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
