Dazai: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Dazai: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Atsushi: Akutagawa, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Akutagawa: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Atsushi: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Dazai.
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Kunikida: While I'm gone, Person B, you're in charge.
Dazai: Yes!!!
Kunikida, whispering: Atsushi, you're secretly in charge.
Atsushi: Wha-what-
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*Dazai and Chuuya sitting in jail together*
Chuuya: So who should we call?
Dazai: I'd call Ane-san, but I feel safer in jail
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Ranpo: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Kunikida: Ranpo, no.
Yosano: Mistlefoe.
Kunikida: Please stop encouraging him.
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Atsushi: I think we're missing something.
Akutagawa: Teamwork?
Chuuya: Cohesion?
Dazai: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Akutagawa: I prevented a murder today.
Atsushi: Really? How'd you do that? :D
Akutagawa: self-control.
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Kyouka: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Kouyou: You're like 15 years old
Kyouka: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Kenji: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Junichirou: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Kenji: Three of us saw it, Kunikida. How do you explain that?
Junichirou: *points at Kunikida* Sleep deprivation. *points at Atsushi* Paranoia. *points at Dazai* Delusional personality disorder.
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Atsushi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Yosano: Several traffic violations.
Kyouka: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Ranpo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Dazai: Also, that's not our car.
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Dazai: Rules are made to be broken.
Kunikida: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Dazai: Uh, piñatas.
Ranpo: Glow sticks.
Kenji: Karate boards.
Yosano: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Dazai: Rules.
Kunikida:
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
