Kenji: Why are Atsushi and Akutagawa sitting with their backs to each other?
Dazai: They had a fight.
Kenji: Then why are they holding hands?
Dazai: They get sad when they fight.
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Ranpo: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Yosano: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Dazao: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ranpo: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Chuuya: Dazai and I don't use pet names.
Akutagawa: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Chuuya: Honey?
Dazai: Yes, dear?
Chuuya:
Akutagawa: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Dazai: We need to get through this locked door. Kunikida, give me your credit card.
Kunikida: Here.
Dazai, pocketing it: Thanks. Atsushi, kick down the door.
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Kyouka, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
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Kouyou: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Dazai: Thank you
Kouyou: I didn't say that was a good thing
Dazai: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Yosano: You use emojis like a straight person.
Ranpo: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Ranpo on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Ranpo on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Ranpo: I have very high standards, you know.
Poe: I can make spaghetti...
Ranpo: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
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Atsushi: Chuuya doesn't look very happy.
Akutagawa: That's their happy. They're just a bitch.
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Akutagawa: They made Atsushi cry!
Chuuya: Atsushi always cries!
Atsushi: That's not true! *cries*
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Kyouka: Who's in charge here?
Kunikida, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
