Ranpo: May luck (and this picture of Kenji eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Akutagawa: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Gin: Did Atsushi say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Akutagawa: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Q: *finds a note* Hmm, what's this?
Higuchi: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Q: Aww, is it a love note for Akutagawa?
Higuchi: No-
Q: *opens it*
Q:
Higuchi:
Q: I can't read this.
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Hirotsu: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Tachihara: You left me, Higuchi, Gin, and Akutagawa in a Walmart parking lot at 2 am a day ago.
Hirotsu: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Kyouka: I don't dab. I stab.
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Dazai: I am a responsible adult!
Kunikida: *raises brow*
Dazai: I am an adult.
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Atsushi: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Akutagawa: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
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Ranpo: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Atsushi: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Akutagawa I just think he's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Atsushi, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Ranpo: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Dazai: Only if you also don't ask why.
Dazai: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Ranpo: ...
Ranpo, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Kunikida: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Yosano: Because you flip your shit about everything.
Kunikida: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.
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Kouyou: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Chuuya without him noticing?
Dazai: Hey, Chuuya, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Chuuya: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Kouyou: ...
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Chuuya, at Dazai's funeral: I need a moment with him.
Kouyou: Of course.
Chuuya, leaning over Dazai′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Dazai: Yeah, no shit.
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Kouyou: Where's Akutagawa?
Chuuya: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Chuuya, shouting: Dazai Osamu sucks!
Akutagawa, distantly: Dazai is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Chuuya: Found him.
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Akutagawa: My life is a mess.
Chuuya: Akutagawa relax, go get a beer.
Akutagawa: I don't want a beer.
Chuuya: Who said it was for you?
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
