ahhhhh i'm so sorry ;-;
stupid school finally got to me..
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Yosano: It's funny how well you and Akutagawa get along. Didn't he hate you at first?
Atsushi: Akutagawa hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.
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Atsushi: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Akutagawa: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Chuuya: Look, last night was a mistake.
Dazai: A sexy mistake.
Chuuya: No, just a regular mistake.
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Kunikida: Dammit, Dazai!
Dazai: What?! It wasn't me!
Kunikida: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Atsushi!
Atsushi: Not me either.
Kunikida: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Kenji: *whistles*
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Atsushi: *yawns*
Akutagawa: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Atsushi: Then you must be exhausted.
Kyouka: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Tachihara, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.
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Ranpo: So what's for dinner?
Poe, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Dazai: I told Chuuya his ears flush when he lies.
Kouyou: Why?
Dazai: Look.
Dazai: Hey Chuuya! Do you love us?
Chuuya, covering his ears: No.
Kouyou:
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Atsushi: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Kunikida: Plane tickets?
Ranpo: Concert tickets?
Dazai: Prostitution?
Atsushi, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
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Dazai: *Gets down on one knee*
Chuuya: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Dazai: *Falls over*
Dazai: The poison is kicking in.
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Kunikida, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Atsushi: ....That's Dazai-
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Tachihara, Higuchi, and Gin are sitting on a bench
Chuuya: Why do you guys look so sad?
Tachihara: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Chuuya sits down*
Higuchi: The bench is freshly painted.
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'Can I copy your homework?'
Kunikida: I can help you with it!
Yosano: Yeah, sure.
Kenji: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Ranpo: lol nope.
Atsushi: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Dazai: *Read 5:55 pm*
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Dazai, holding up a picture of Atsushi: Have you seen my son?!
Yosano: Oh no! What happened to him?!
Dazai: Nothing. Just thought you should see him. Isn't he so fuckin' cute?!
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
