Dazai: We have fun, don't we, Kunikida?
Kunikida: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Dazai: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Atsushi: You remind me of the ocean.
Akutagawa: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Atsushi: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Dazai, to Chuuya: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!
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Kunikida, texting: Answer your phone
Ranpo, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
Kunikida: Understood
Kunikida, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Ranpo.
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Chuuya: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Dazai: Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
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Chuuya: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Chuuya: *upends the bottle*
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Atsushi: Can I have some water?
Ranpo: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Ranpo: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Ranpo: *spills water all over themself*
Ranpo, coughing: I don't have any water.
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Kyouka: But what about Dazai?
Yosano: Don't worry about him.
Yosano: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating this hotdog like nothing happened.
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Dazai: So you like cats?
Chuuya: Yeah.
Dazai: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Poe: I will send my army to attack!
Poe: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
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Kunikida: Let's write Dazai a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
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Akutagawa: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Jinko.
Atsushi: I hate myself.
Atsushi: Alright, square up.
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Dazai: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Kunikida: 420?
Dazai: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Ranpo: 69.
Dazai: Yeah it was 69.
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Atsushi: Dazai, you're such a genius!
Dazai: Yes, I know.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
