Dazai: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
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Akutagawa: Did it hurt when you fell-
Atsushi: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Akutagawa: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Atsushi: ...
Akutagawa: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Chuuya: Dazai! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Dazai: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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Akutagawa: Who hurt you?
Atsushi: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Akutagawa: ...Yes, actually.
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Dazai: Kill me nowwwww.
Akutagawa: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Ranpo: There's nothing to do....
Kunikida: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Ranpo: *pulls out their phone* Nevermind.
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Ranpo: Kunikida, we're hungry!
Dazai: Kunikida! What's for dinner?
Kenji: We're hungry, Kunikida!
Kunikida, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Ranpo: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Poe: Those are Pokemon cards.
Ranpo: You got a magikarp.
Poe: ...
Ranpo: It means 'fuck you'.
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Atsushi: Are we fighting or flirting?
Akutagawa: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Atsushi: Your point?
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Chuuya: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Chuuya: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Kyouka: Uh... what's up with them?
Kouyou: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Chuuya: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Dazai, crying: It's working.
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Chuuya: *angrily presses Dazai against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Dazai: ...
Dazai: Are we about to kiss-
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Dazai: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Atsushi: Why? Cause they're big and scary?
Dazai: Because they're dead.
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Atsushi: Would you slap Dazai-
Chuuya: Yes.
Atsushi: I didn't even finish!
Chuuya: Sorry, continue.
Atsushi: Would you slap Dazai for 10 dollars?
Chuuya: I would do it for free.
Dazai: Rude...
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
