Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes

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Dazai: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Naomi: *is hugging Kyouka*
Yosano: Hey! It's my turn to hug Kyouka!
Yosano: *grabs Kyouka*
Atsushi: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Naomi: No, It's still my turn!
Kyouka: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Yosano: But we need moral support!
Naomi: And you're small! Which is cute!
Atsushi: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Kyouka: *close to tears* Well- Ik, I guess.

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Atsushi; That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Akutagawa: That's a snake.

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Akutagawa: I need to dye my hair.
Chuuya: ...
Akutagawa: Or get another tattoo.
Chuuya: ...
Akutagawa: Or a new piercing.
Chuuya: Why?
Akutagawa: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Dazai: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Ranpo: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

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Kunikida: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Dazai: Okay-
Atsushi: *gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
Dazai, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

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Akutagawa: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Atsushi: For the dogs.
Akutagawa: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Atsushi: They don't know how.

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Dazai: Chuuya is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Tachihara: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!

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Akutagawa: I have a new hoodie.
Atsushi: Wrong.
Atsushi: We have a new hoodie.

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Ranpo: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Ranpo: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Dazai: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.