Dazai: Hey, do you know the password to Chuuya's computer?
Kouyou: Fuck you, Dazai.
Dazai: Hey!!
Kouyou: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouDazai".
Dazai: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Ranpo: So, Poe is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Atsushi: Why?
Ranpo: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Poe, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Higuchi: Can I bother you for a second?
Akutagawa: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Kunikida: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Ranpo, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
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Chuuya: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Dazai: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Chuuya: We are not doing this!
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Atsushi: Is this mistletoe?
Akutagawa: Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Atsushi: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.
Akutagawa: Yeah, no, it's still basil.
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Yosano: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Kyouka: It was me...
Yosano: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Atsushi: Are you trying to seduce me?
Akutagawa: Four years.
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Dazai, to Kyouka: You know, Kunikida can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Dazai: *blows airhorn at Kunikida* GET FUCKED!
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Kunikida: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Kunikida: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Akutagawa: H-how do you ask someone out?
Dazai: Well, first-
Chuuya: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Akutagawa: ...And you said yes?
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Chuuya: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
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Chuuya: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.
Dazai: You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Kunikida: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
