Chuuya: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Dazai: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!
Kunikida: Really? Name one law
Dazai: Don't kill people?
Kunikida: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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*Atsushi and Akutagawa doing something absurdly dangerous*
Atsushi: I think Dazai did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Akutagawa, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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Kouyou: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Chuuya: Okay, but in my defense, Dazai bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Kouyou: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Atsushi: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Dazai: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Chuuya: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Atsushi: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Kunikida: Can you keep a secret?
Dazai: Do you know anything about my life?
Kunikida: No I do not. Good point.
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*Dazai is cooking*
Ranpo: Any chance that's for me?
Dazai: It's for Kunikida. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Yosano: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Akutagawa: Why are your tongues purple?
Dazai: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Chuuya: I had a red one.
Akutagawa: oh
Akutagawa:
Akutagawa: OH
Atsushi:
Atsushi: You drank each other's slushies?
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*Kyouka's reaction to being told 'I love you'*
Kyouka, awkward finger guns: Thanks fam!
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Chuuya, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Akutagawa: Hey.
Atsushi: Hi.
Kyouka: Hello.
Dazai: Hey!
Chuuya: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Dazai: We were out of Doritos.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
