Tachihara: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Tachihara: That's why I own TEN guns. Tachihara: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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Chuuya: Do you think I'm ugly? Kouyou: It's not about looks, lad. What's valuable is on the inside... Chuuya: Ane-san... Kouyou: For example, someone's heart. Chuuya: Aw... Stop it- Kouyou: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know. Chuuya: Seriously, stop.
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Cop: You ran a red light. Dazai: So did you, hypocrite. Cop: I was following you. Dazai: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. Cop: Get out.
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Atsushi: What are you in the mood for? Akutagawa: World domination. Atsushi: That's a bit ambitious. Akutagawa: You are my world. Atsushi: Aww... Akutagawa: Atsushi: Akutagawa: Atsushi: OH.
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Kunikida's Mom, talking about Dazai: Is this a friend of yours, Kunikida? Kunikida: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Chuuya: Q, no. Dazai: Q, yes.
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Dazai: What are you eating? Chuuya: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Dazai: I like you, don't I?
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Akutagawa: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... Atsushi: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Akutagawa: Holy moly-
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Ranpo: What? I'm not aggressive! Poe: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? Ranpo: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Kunikida: Dazai, fuck off. Kunikida: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.
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Fukuzawa: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Ranpo: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Poe, deer!" Fukuzawa: ...And what did Poe do? Ranpo: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"
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Dazai: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
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Kunikida: This totally sucks, man. Dazai: This is horrible. Kunikida: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today's news. Dazai: No, it's not that, it's Chuuya. Dazai: It's just like, I can't get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it's their fault, that bitch!
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Q: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Dazai: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!? Q, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that's what.
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yes, i am alive ;0; i rlly have no excuse for leaving this for a while.. just hope u enjoyed this chapter!! lmao
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its summer break at my location rn so i may or may not be updating more...? No promises this time tho i dont want to leave yall hanging, i do this mostly for fun, shits and giggles :))
