Here's a Soukoku-centric chapter ;))
Dazai: What goes up but never comes down?
Chuuya: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
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Dazai: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Chuuya: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Dazai: Yes.
Chuuya: I'd sleep.
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Chuuya: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Dazai: Voldemort?
Chuuya: No.
Dazai: Is it Voldemort?
Chuuya: It's not Voldemort.
Dazai: You haven't mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I'm gonna have to assume it's Voldemort.
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Dazai: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Chuuya's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Dazai: Chuuya, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
Chuuya: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.
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Chuuya: Dazai taught me to think before I act.
Chuuya: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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Dazai: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Chuuya: No, we are mad.
Dazai: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Chuuya: No, we're not!
Dazai: I am not a mind reader, Chuuya!
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Dazai: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Chuuya: The dishes.
Dazai: Wh-
Dazai: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
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Chuuya: Come on, Dazai! How any times do I have to apologize?
Dazai: Once!
Chuuya: ...No.
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Chuuya: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Dazai: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Chuuya: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'
Dazai: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Chuuya: How many children do you have?
Dazai: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Dazai: honk.
Chuuya: WHAT.
Dazai: HONK.
Chuuya: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Dazai: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Chuuya: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Dazai: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
