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Another Version:
Akutagawa: Kyouka, what do you have?
Kyouka: A KNIFE!
Akutagawa: Okay, have fu-
Atsushi: NO!
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Atsushi: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Akutagawa.
Atsushi: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Atsushi: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Akutagawa: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Atsushi: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Akutagawa: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Atsushi: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Atsushi: Oh no, that's terrible!
Akutagawa: Did they win?
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Atsushi: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Akutagawa: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Akutagawa, right after Atsushi leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Mori: What did you do with Atsushi's body?
Akutagawa: What didn't I do with the body?
Mori:
Akutagawa: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
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Akutagawa: Is something burning?
Atsushi, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Akutagawa: Jinko, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Atsushi, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Akutagawa: They weren't wrong.
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Akutagawa, looking at a selfie of Atsushi's: I hate this photo.
Atsushi: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Akutagawa: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
Atsushi: Up to kindness.
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Atsushi: Are you a cuddler?
Akutagawa: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Atsushi:
Akutagawa: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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*at a zoo*
Akutagawa: What are they in for?
Atsushi: Akutagawa, this isn't prison.
Akutagawa: So they can leave?
Akutagawa: No, but-
Akutagawa, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Akutagawa: How the hell are you still alive?
Atsushi: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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Atsushi: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Akutagawa: Cannibalism.
Atsushi: *confused chewing noises*
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Atsushi: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Akutagawa: Please, just say fuck.
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Akutagawa: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Atsushi: What?
Akutagawa: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Atsushi: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Akutagawa: Jinko, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
