Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes

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Ranpo, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Ranpo, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Ranpo: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Dazai: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.

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Atsushi: How would you like your coffee?
Akutagawa: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Atsushi, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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Dazai: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

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Mori: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Dazai, nodding: Knife Monopoly?
Mori: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

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Atsushi: Akutagawa has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Higuchi: That can't be true!
Atsishi: Watch this.
Atsushi: Hey Akutagawa, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Akutagawa: *Throws themself out a window*

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Ranpo: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Poe: It's just you.

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Chuuya and Dazai: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Kyouka:
Kouyou, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

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Chuuya: That's ridiculous, Dazai doesn't have a crush on me.
Tachihara: Yes he does.
Kouyou: Yes he does.
Dazai: Yes I do.

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*Chuuya drunkenly wanders around the manor and Dazai is drunkenly giggling*
Atsushi, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Akutagawa.
Akutagawa, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

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Atsushi: Akutagawa isn't answering my messages.
Dazai: Allow me.
Atsushi: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Akutagawa: *replying to message* Hello.

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Kunikida: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shut down.