Atsushi, seeing Akutagawa for the first time: You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.
Atsushi: I'm kinda into that.
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Dazai: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so is baby oil-?
Chuuya: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?
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Akutagawa: I really want to kiss you.
Atsushi: What?
Akutagawa: i SaiD iF yOu DiE i WouLdn'T mIsS yOu.
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Higuchi: Why must you always reject me with your words?
Akutagawa: Should I use rocks then? Knives?? A pitchfork???
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Poe: ...What are you doing?
Ranpo, making a summoning circle in the living room: Didn't you tell me to satanize the house?
Poe: I said SANITIZE!
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Dazai: Can you tuck me in?
Atsushi: ??? You just handed me a shovel.
Dazai: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.
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Poe, internally: I wonder what Ranpo is thinking about! They're so cool and mysterious!
Ranpo, internally: *wii music*
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Ranpo: What's your biggest fear?
Atsushi: Being forgotten.
Ranpo: Wow, that's deep.
Ranpo: Mine's the Kool-Aid Man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.
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Kunikida: Why are you late?
Dazai: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long-bought of unconsciousness.
Kunikida: Overslept?
Dazai: Overslept.
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Kunikida: Nothing in life is free.
Atsushi: Love is free!
Kenji: Adventure is free.
Ranpo: Knowledge is free.
Dazai: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Kyouka: Good morning.
Yosano: Good morning.
Atsushi: Good morning.
Kunikida: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Ranpo: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Bungo Stray Dogs // Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI will usually post 10-15 incorrect quotes per chapter. Hope you enjoy :) (ships are included, check the tags for them.)
