Evan Peters Imagines and One Shots

You get sick...

Evan
-Turns into your nurse

-Checks on you every five minutes

-Cancels plans to stay at home and make sure you are alright.

-Makes both of you hot coffee or tea

-Puts on movies to watch so you can snuggle up on the couch with him to feel better.

-Chicken. Noodle. Soup.

-Won't stop feeding you chicken noodle soup because he's so positive it counts as medicine.
"See, your sinuses cleared up. I told you the soup helps," he brags.

Tate
-Stays by your side at all times since he can't leave the house, anyway.

-Can't take you to the doctor, so he uses your laptop to find home remedies to help you heal.

-Google your symptoms. BIG MISTAKE.

"Babe, it says you have a disease called Ebola," Tate exclaims.

"Tate, I do not have Ebola. I have a common cold..."

"Shh," Tate interrupts, "We're going to get through this."

-Pins you to the bed, so you'll have no choice, but to die and expire in this house.

-It takes half an hour to convince him you aren't dying.

Kit
-Will Take off work for a while until you feel better.

-Rubs your back as you sleep on his lap.

-Sickness means nothing to him. Even if you were dying, he wouldn't keep his hands off of you.

"You've got to sweat out your fever. So take that gown off and get over here."

^ He gets sick too.

^^ He still can't keep his hands to himself.

"You're sick. I'm sick. What's a little fooling around gonna do, make us twice as sick?"

-Pouts when you make him recover alone in the living room.

"This is a worse punishment than at Briarcliff, Y/n."

Kyle

"Alright. Movie time."

-Stays around as much as he can. He even sneaks into your room in the middle of the night to check on you.

"Can't you Scooby-Doobie-Abracadabra-Doo or something to feel better?... I'm serious... I'll go ask Cordelia..."

-Will follow you everywhere to make sure you don't need help.

"Misty tried to tell you not to drink that potion, Y/n."

-Becomes Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen and makes whatever you ask for.

-Gives you massages

Jimmy
"You look pale, Doll. We gotta get you to the doctor."

-After each show, he runs in to check on you.

-He brings you a gift to boost your mood each visit,

"Elsa said I could cut my act tonight, so I could spend the night and make sure you're okay."

-Plays card games with you to make sure you're not bored.

-After a while, you forget you were even sick.

-Jimmy is a freak, but not because of his hands.

"The doctor never said I couldn't use my hand. It'll make you feel better than the medicine.."

James
-LOSES HIS SHI

"Please, no, Y/n, you will not die like this."

"It's just the flu, James."

-Treats this shit like it's Polio

-Tries to make you drink to feel better

^ You deny the bottle, so he drinks to make himself feel better.

"Have I ever told you how much I loved you, Y/n? I love you more than you could ever imagine."

-Holds you and kisses your forehead as you fall asleep in his arms

" Miss Evers, could you bring Y/n some fresh squeezed orange juice- and pour a little Absinthe in there? It keeps her calm. She'll never know."

"James, I'm still awake."

Rory
-Checks on you as soon as he gets home from filming.

"At least, you still look hot."

-You both play video games to distract you from your symptoms.

-He orders pizza.

"Look it's hot and ready. Just like you."

-You have to kick him out of your room.

"You only live once, Y/n, and I have a high immune system. We can go all night."

Kai

-You got lectured for getting sick without his permission.

"I love you, but sick people never win. They don't have the strength to..."

"Kai, I just wanted some soup."

"You don't deserve it, but here. Don't tell anyone I gave you this."

-Scolds you in front of the others, but holds you behind closed doors.

-Flips the narrative when you get him sick.

"None of you understand the power and strength a man has to have to be sick and still prevail. I am a God. No bacteria can HOLD ME DOWN."

-You make sloppy joes for dinner every night.

"If we get sicker, our bodies absorb the sickness and we'll become immune forever. Our true godliness would show. You just have to trust me."

"Babe, just say you want to fuck me and carry on?"

"You're not seeing the greatness within this opportunity."

Jeff

"I'm good with technology, not mucus."

-Makes a sex clone of you for the time being.

"Hey, I'll destroy it afterward. I have to help the antichrist. I can't be sick right now."

-You sit in the corner while he and Mutt work- he didn't offer you to come. You cried until he agreed to let you.

-Everyone wears a mask the whole time.

- He Uber Eats whatever you want.

"Babe, why is Ryan Reynolds here?"

"Oh, shit. She doesn't know about you yet!"

-You play cards with Ryan Reynolds.

-He cuddles you when you get home- then sprays himself with Lysol.