Having a kids with...

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Evan
-Would be super excited to be a father.
-Freaks out in the delivery room and screams louder than you.
- "Would you shut up, Evan, I'm the one giving birth here."
-Tries to spend as much time with them as he can, even bringing them on studio sets with him.
-Matching ugly Christmas sweaters EVERY YEAR!!!
-Him carrying a camera everywhere to take pictures of everything the children do.
-"You can never have too many memories, Y/n."
-Him playing kingdom with the children and being denounced as a peasant. Also, him sitting in the kitchen and pouting because he was sent to the dungeon.
-Waking up to him and the kids surprising you with breakfast in bed.
-Him being scolded by the kids for stealing a piece of your bacon.
-Him attempting to help them with their homework, but ultimately giving up and asking you to help them.
-"Babe, can you help them? There are symbols and letters. I'm so confused I thought this was Math."
-Whenever they get sick or hurt, he acts like the apocalypse is happening.
-Him throwing a tantrum when it's time for them to take a nap and them comforting him.
-"It's okay, Daddy, we can play after nap time."
-Yes, he is one of those fathers that keep a picture of his kids in his wallet and shows it off every chance he gets.

Tate
-Is confused at first because he's a ghost and your human.
^Realizes that he's created the Antichrist again.
^^Him breaking down and crying because he didn't mean to.
^^^Him vowing to teach the child to be good instead of evil.
^^^^Him breaking down again because you died during childbirth.
~ "I'm so sorry, Y/n," Tate cries out, "You'd still be alive if I hadn't-."
^You consoling him.
-Tate trying to change the baby's diapers, but passing out.
-"Whatever is in that diaper is nothing but evil," Tate blurts out.
-Tate teaching the baby with flashcards.
- "T is for-," Tate says. The baby laughs. "No, T is for Tate, dumbass," Tate scoffs, "Next card."
-Tate being forced to talk to Constance about her grandchild.
^Also him being forced to ask her to watch them on Halloween.
- "I and Y/n want to go out this Halloween and she wanted me to ask you if you wanted to watch your grandkid," Tate rolls his eyes.
"I would be more than happy too," Constance smiles as her eyes light up.
"Whatever. Just keep them away from knives," Tate says as he walked away.
-Tate being so proud that your kid's first word is a curse word.
-Tate teaching them to walk.
-Tate telling them why it is important to graduate and not shoot up schools.
-"Do you wanna be stuck here bored for the rest of eternity," Tate asks.
"No," they respond.
"Good, then don't kill people," Tate instructed them.
-Tate crying when they grow up the next day.
-"They were just 5 yesterday," Tate cries, " Now they look my age."
"Well, he is the Antichrist..."

Kit
-Had awaited this moment his whole life.
-"I'm gonna be the greatest father ever. I mean it."
-Never takes his eyes off of you and the baby.
-Constantly buying new items for the baby causing you two to start running out of room in the house and you make him sell a lot of them.
-Him baby-proofing the whole house.
-Freaking out when they start walking.
-"Babe, look they're walking to the kitchen," Kit cries out in awe.
"They've been doing that for 3 months now, Kit."
"I know my little champ," Kit coos at them.
-Absolutely loses his shit when your child says their first word.
^Their first word is "Daddy."
-Him absolutely spoiling the shit out of your child.
^They're most definitely a Daddy's kid.
-Him teaching them about how to run a gas station...before the age of 1.
~ "Now the customer wants 20 in the tank. This is forty cents- hey, no, don't put that in your mouth," Kit laughs.
-Him giving your child the comics from the newspaper.
^The both of them sitting in the living room reading the papers with one leg crossed over the other. It's adorable.
-"I wanna be like Dad when I grow up."
"They wanna be like me," Kit yells as he runs around the house, "Do you hear that Y/n! I'm a role model."
-Overprotective.

Kyle
-Cries because he thought he wouldn't be able to have kids since he died.
-Acts just like a child so you feel like your raising twins tbh
-He and the rest of the coven play witches and zombies with them.
^You play Marie Leaveu, and Marie plays Madame Delphine.
^^Marie does not appreciate this but does it anyway because she has a soft spot for the child.
-Kyle and them play games on their tablet every night before bed.
-Kyle asks the witches to put a protective spell over them.
-Kyle teaching them to cook.
^Kyle also almost burning down the coven.
-Kyle being pissed that the child looks up to Madison of all people.
-Kyle monitoring the child while Cordelia teaches them how to make potions.

Jimmy
-Is so excited when he finds out he's gonna be a father
^Tells everyone and their mama that you are pregnant.
^^Literally stops his performance in the freak show to announce that he's gonna be a dad.
^^^The crowd roars in excitement and pays Elsa, even more, to give to Jimmy.
-Vows to be a better dad to your child than Dell ever was to him and that he'll love him whether he has Lobster hands or not.
- "My father was a deadbeat, "Y/n. I don't wanna be like that, I won't leave you like Dell left my Ma and I'm saving up so you, me, and that bundle of joy in your stomach can get outta here. We're gonna live normal lives," Jimmy says as he holds your stomach.
-Jimmy and the other performers throw a huge baby shower in the main tent.
-Jimmy holds your hand and cries as he watches the baby come out.
-"That's my kid," he cried, "They've got my hands."
"Shit," Dell yells, "Not my grandson too."
"Get the fuck out of here, Dell," Everyone else yells.
-Jimmy arguing with Elsa because he doesn't want to exploit his child in the freak show.
-Jimmy, you, and the other performers homeschool your child.
-Jimmy saving up enough to move into a nice house to raise your child in.
^The three of you finally get to live happy normal lives.
^^Of course you occasionally come back to visit the other performers. They are like family after all.

Authors Note:
This is my first time ever doing these so I hope y'all enjoyed it.

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