(y/n) pets bizzare adventures.

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by emilemil865

by emilemil865

(grammar errors, i didnt ussed any app, or site to corect them...to lazy.)

Prince slime: GULGULGUL (translation: her where are you right now?)

said the adorable little demonic slime as he ussed a comunication spell in order to call his BFF, the goat of the apocalipse...also known as the "goat from goat simulator".

Imma call him goat for short.

Goat: BAAAAAAAH (Translation: looking for human sacrifices)

Prince slime: GULGULGUL (translation: well hurry up, i need your help.)

said the slime as he looked at The eldritch god Garfield the "cat" and lover of lasagna. The god was nothing more then a smudge on the floor, walls, his blood and organs decorating the floor, but slowly rebuilding himself.

Goat: BAAAAH! (translation: i cant find any.)

Prince slime: GUL GUL? (Translation: what do you mean you cant find any?)

asked the young slimy prince as he made a slime tentacle and grabbed a chainsaw that he borrowed from his drinking buddy, Doomguy.

Goat: BAAAAAH! (translation: it means i cant find any!)

Prince slime: GUL GUL GULGUGLGUGL ?? (translation: where are you right now?)

the chainsaw roared, ready to Rip and Tear some demon bitches...or any other fleshy things.

Goat: BAAH! (translation: im at the local spermbank.)

Prince slime: ...GULGUL? (translation: why?)

Goat: BAH BEEH BAAH! (translation: the most worthy offerings for hell are sinners, and today is sunday.)

Prince slime: gul...GULG GUL (translation: oh...makes sense.)

Garfield: FOOLISH MORTAL YOU CANNOT KILL M-

The chainsaw droped on garfield, and the sound of flesh being ripped away from the body could be heard.

*DOOM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND*

Prince slime: GULG GUL GUL! (translation: well hurry up, i have a eldritch snack for you.)

replied the prince slime as he looked at the soon to be food for his BFF.

Goat: *the sounds of spiders screaming* (translation: I SHALL BE THERE IN THERE SOON!)

soon the spell ended, and Prince slime decidet to have a little more fun before his BFF get here.

he looked at Garfield -who was still being torn to shreds by the chainsaw- and took a double barrel shotgun, before reloading it with religius intent.

---meanwhile with (y/n)---

(y/n): weird...i feel as i must praise my pet slime.

but that can wait, after all right now he was playing with miniature version of the eye of chtulhu. cute little thing only bit off 3 fingers! how cute~

*crunch*

and there goes his 4th finger.