in a dark room, santa, and Agent Z were chained up to a wall. And in front of them there was the mad scientist watts.
Watts: you are probably wondering why i am doing all of this...why i kidnaped santa. well it all started when i was 18 years old....
Santa:
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Agent Z: BARK BARK! (their dancing skills are to powerfull! we will need to use...."that"....
Santa: *le gasp* you dont mean...
the fat man didnt dare to speak further, and Agent Z in response took the position and waited for Santa to join him.
after a second of contemplation he nodded his head and took the possition as well.
"Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind!
Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind!
Ah We're Golden Wind~!"
Watts: B-BAKANA!
SALEM: K-KONO POWAH!!
the force of the dance that the dog and santa was so powerfull that it created winds strong enough to rip both Watts and Salem spandex, leaving them naked.
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Agent Z: BARK! (I TRUSTED YOU!!)
barked the dog in betreyal as santa pointed the gun to his head.
Santa: HO, HO, HO, motherfucker.
he said in a ice cold voice devoid of emotion and then fired.
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Watts: HUMAN! FAUNUS! GRIMM! WE MAY BE ENEMIES! BUT TODAY WE FIGHT AS ALLIES!
Salem: FOR HANUKA!
the army of human, faunus and grimm cheared, their eyes burning with fire of determination.
Salem: LET THE JEWS OUT!
the cages then opened and wild jews started running at the army of santa elfs.
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Santa: you can kill me...but know this! christmas will never end! ITS TOO LATE NOW! I WON!!!!
his happiness soon changed into a frown as he saw "it" in Agent Z paw. n-no! it cant be!! where could he get this!?
Santa: no...
Agent Z then revealed what he was holding.
it was....it was.....IT WAS!!
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