Readers: there is no way he will post another chapter so soon right?
Author:
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That one weird guy: *unzips pants*
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---God (y/n) POV---
SUP BITCHES! MISSED ME???
You guys even realize how much more waifus I got ever since author stoped uploading the story with me!? Many.
Author: weren't we pretending that you were the author of all the books?
Yeah, but you became to lazy and I don't want to be blamed for not uploading the chaps.
Author: I had stuff to do.
Yeah, no.
Anyway!
...
Wait, what was I doing before you guys got here?
Satan: scolding me?
God: ah yes, that. ACKHEM! What the fuck dude! You just come and mark one of my crusaders as your new Gate!?
Satan: oh come on! He is the perfect candidate! Plus it's not like it will not be beneficial for him!
God: well, yeah it's a huge powerboost. BUT! you seem to forget that having the entire essence of hell flowing through you is kinda corrupting!
Satan: and that's why we will send him a quest so we can prepare his body! Don't worry, at this stage the gate only began opening, we have all the time in the world!
More like half a year.
Satan: and it's more then enough, that crusader of yours has issues, but he gets things done if needed!
Ughh...
Satan: so. I send a quest that will purge his sins, and you...eee....I'm sure you will come up with something :D
... honestly, this guy is too much.
Lucifer: hey dad! Hey uncle S! You guy want some apple pie?
