random moments

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---non canon (you guys made me do this...)---

leting out a grunt he opened his eyes and saw the beautiful Victorian ceiling decorated with gold and silver....the fuck? he didnt remember buying a mansion!

*sigh*...too much moonsugar again...wait is that the sound of clothes shuffling.

he turned his head to the right and saw none other then sirzech who was just done dressing. When the red head devil noticed him he smiled gently and started speaking

Sirzech: you were great last night, unfortunately i need to go, job calls. But fell free to have fun with the girls when im gone.

for a brief moment (y/n) mind turned off, and after it rebooted the last part of sirzech sentence finally sank in.

...girls?

he suddenly felt two pair of lips in his...*cough*...sucking and licking It. After steeling himself he looked under the covers and what he saw was his "mom" the immortal witch sucking his PP while the wife of the great sirzech, Grayfia was sucking his balls.

[hey im back! what did i miss- *spits his coffe*]

while the system was in a coughing fit, (y/n) had only one thought in his head.

(y/n): father forgive me for i have sinned.

(A/N: ARE YOU HAPPY!? CAN YOU FINALLY STOP WITH THE PRIV MESSAGES!? PLEASE JUST STOP IM NOT WRITTING A LEMON!!!!)

---future scene in percy jackson world (spoilers)---

[-10 friendliness points with Artemis because you are male.]

well thats sexist.

[-20 friendliness points with Artemis because you have a cooler bow then her.]

is...is she jealous!?

[-40 friendliness points with Artemis because you are too sexy, and forced her to have indecent thought's about you.]

wha-

[-30 friendliness points with Artemis because you remind her too much of Orion.]

.........im sorry what? he interacted with the goddess for like...idk 5 seconds? how did it escalate like this!? also reminding her about Orion is a good thing right!? at least it should be! she fucking loved the guy!

[+200 1friendliness points with Artemis because she just realized that you are almost the same as Orion and one of the few males in the world that she now tolerates...]

I- Wha- Why-....WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!???

---random scene when (y/n) gets back to the world where (Y/N) should do messiah work but he completely forgot. (spoilers)---

The King: young man, i have seen many things in my life...but you...words cant express the Sh*t i have seen you do.

(y/n): yeah i tend to do the impossible.

The king: how did you even put him there?

said the king of the country as he was looking at the god of death super glued to the left ass cheek of a dead dragon, the man in question angrily trashing around unable to get himself free.

(y/n): i just used strengthening on superglue and decided to...y'know, just glue him there...also sealed away his powers!

(A/N: yeah when (y/n) comes back to that dimension he is Going to be SUPER OP! God level of power)

---Ruby being cute and (y/n) being horny...someone call the FBI please.---

Ruby: your my cookie.

she said sweetly as she cuddled to the young crusader

(y/n): Aww~

he said as he hugged her closer. the second after a idea came to his mind and a devilish grin spread on his face. The young crusader got closer to Ruby ear and then whispered.

(y/n): and you can eat me whenever you want~~

and once again Ruby blushed a dark red.


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