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i just learned that apparently, the author of "berserk" said that Guts will have a happy ending and...like, 90% of my depression left my body! poor dude, deserves his happy ending...

idk why im telling this to you guy's, just sharing info i guess.

also WARNING! this chap is boring as hell, the only reason i posting it, is because i didnt want to erase it all even if it sucks.

also its shorter then normal

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FILTH! absolute filth! seriously wtf is this!? almost every part of bodies was melted leaving only bones! it was disgusting thing (y/n) has seen in his entire life by far!

the young crusader looked at the black slime and saw that it was bouncing in place on a shelf, looking rather happy with himself. some bits and pieces of humans were still floating in the slime body...is that how he should call it? they were not pieces...human "liquid" as it was literally the mix of skin muscle and organs made into a juice and mixed together...

(y/n): how about we open a bar for cannibals and vampires? i bet "human juice" would be selling like crazy in one of those!

hearing him the slime stopped bouncing and looked at (y/n) like he suddenly gained a new head. Seriously!? that slime should be the last "guy" to look at (y/n) in such a way!

(y/n): hey dont look at me like that! your the one that turned them into juice in the first place!

exactly!

the slime let out a gurgle and jumped on the top of (y/n) head, after it made itself comfortable it stopped moving and (y/n) thought that it probably went to "sleep". He didnt know if slimes are truly capable of sleep but right now his slime is for sure resting, as it completely stopped moving, it also somehow made its gel superglue to his helmet so he wouldnt fall off...huh, slimes are..."interesting" creatures...

(y/n): well i guess i should take a proof, of their death right?

the young crusader then took out his scroll (a iPhone from RWBY) and took a couple pictures of the dead bodies, including selfies with them.

after that he decided to loot the base, he searched everywhere! the shelves, the wardrobes, under the sheets of the beds, etc.

he collected a loot of sets, of the assassin armor that, the dark brotherhood uses. Honestly he took them only to destroy them while learning their Enchantments on the Enchanting table. he wasnt really sure if destroying the item was necessary to learn a enchantment, or if it was just a game mechanic, and even if it could take more then just one item right? thats why he took all the armor just in case...

he could also give one set of armor for Blake, this thing is basically a latex ninja suit, and we all know how much she likes ninjas right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

well anyway, he also took some nice weapons, daggers, swords, and many more, there were also a lot of bottles with poison in them, cool he now has another way to kill people!

But...out of all the weapons that he collected today, his favorite is "the Blade of Woe" which is one of the strongest dagger in the game if he remembers correctly. it looked nice, it had a nice enchantment that will steal the life essence of your victim an add it to your own, meaning it will heal you with each strike that lands on the enemy, and make them weaker at the same time.

yup, its decided! he will keep this dagger to himself!

(y/n): okay, now that its done, all i need to do is wait right?...wait i can collect some blood samples from that dark elf from the dark brotherhood right?

having the blood of all the Elf races was necessary to open the vault in which the relic he wants to get is closed in...well might as well collect it since he have a chance. he bought a Syringe and walked up the melted corpses of the dark brotherhood members, he found the dark elf girl and then took as much blood as he could, there was not much left but it should be enough...

okay, since he doesnt have anything to do now, he may as well exit and wander trough the forest of skyrim right? he may also change some wild animals into his minions...well if they attack him of course, he will not spend an entire day to hunt animals and force him to drink his blood! he isnt crazy!

(y/n): walking in a world of a game...damn never thought it would be possible...maybe i can visit a dungeon near here? a cave? THERE IS SO MUCH I CAN DO!

too much! he is IN a game! in a RPG game! in a RPG FANTASY GAME! lets be honest, every nerd would be overwhelmed on what to do! dungeon crawling is the best thing to do...that at least is what he thought. he can get some cool monster as his soldiers and get some money...wait, isnt taking that money basically robbery? dungeons in skyrim are mostly tombs where the dead rest, so isnt taking money from there grave robbing?...meh, f*ck it, time to rob some tombs!!!

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