Mom Salem, new abilities, and hanging out with Issei.

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by emilemil865

by emilemil865

Waking up he let out a Yawn as he looked around his Hotel room and then did the only thing thing that anyone would do in this situation...he went back to sleep.

or at least he tried.

<OH NO YOU DONT YOUNG MAN! its 12:00 wake up and go eat breakfast-....dinner, right now!>

ughh...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!? how is she in his head!? she is a entire reality away! how the fuck does that work?! if knew that this will happen then he would never accept the Grimm DNA!

(y/n): your not my mo-

<YES I AM, GET UP! NOW!!>

he shoot up from the bed and started walking toward the kitchen. god damn Salem is scary...Right now Salem sounded like a Mom, A VERY angry mom

he took out some bread and decided to make a sandwich but...

<dont forget to add vegetables. Also make at least 4 sandwiches, you already missed breakfast.>

said the queen of Grimm with a strict tone that made (y/n) realize he will not win this battle.

<and dont forget to get something to drink.>

this....this is going to be the norm now...isnt it? have Salem in his head, while she is in "Mom mode" until he finds a way to deal with her? he can only hope that he will not go insane until then.

[hello by the way.]

said the system, as he greeted Salem. this is his first time speaking to her as he was no longer blocking her from him.

And of course he no longer was using her voice as it would be confusing for his host. Right now he was using the voice of a ...child? no seriously, it sounded like he was 10 years old or something...

<...who are you? and what are you doing in my son head?>

momma Salem just went from "calm mom mode" to the "i will fucking kill you if you hurt my child mom" mode. and as much as (y/n) didnt want to admit it...he liked that she cared.

[im his assistant, in the journey as a crusader! i help him travel and give him advice! nice to meet you!]

hearing the explanation she calmed down but had one question in her mind.

<crusader?>

[the soldier of god.]

<oh...>

she forgot about that didnt she?

[By the way (y/n).]

(y/n): hmm?

responded the young crusader as he couldnt respond in a normal way because he was busy eating his sandwich.

[have you forgot how much money you got? you literally made a list of "things i want to buy when i have money" and now that you have it you dont do anything with it.]

oh...OH SHIT!

how could he forget!? ever since he had Ozpin publish the way to awaken "true Aura" he had more Lien then the fucking SDC! thats a lot of FUCKING MONEY!

chocking on his food he quickly drank some water and then immediately opened the system shop.

what he was was truly beautiful...

[13,000,000 Lien]

(y/n): didnt i have a couple more?

[you spent it on food and video games.]

yup, sounds like him. Well now that he has this money then....OMG, ALL THE OVERPOWERED BULLSHIT SUPERPOWERS WILL BE HIS! YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

not only that But Ozpin still sends him More Lien every month because of his deal with the Mana crystals!! HAHAHAHAH!

[Uchiha bloodline: 300,000]- you have one of the most OP bullshit eyeballs to exist.

...he is out of ideas...12,700,000 Lien and he is out of ideas of what to buy. damn thats embarrassing.

<this.>

she said as the shop moved and showed a skill that mom Salem wanted (y/n) to buy.

[merge 100,000]- allows you to merge two things.

What? why would he buy that?

(y/n): why?



[which is me]

<-what it means by "OP bullshit eyeballs" so he explained to me how the Sharingan works.>

(y/n): ...okay but what does that has to do with.

<merge the silver eyes with the sharingan.>

HOLY SHIT! MOMMY SALEM IS GENIUS!!!! quickly buying the skill and using him on himself he felt a little pain but it was bearable. Soon he saw the system notification.

[you have lost the skill's {silver eyes} and {sharingan}!]

[You have gained the skill {silver sharingan}, {silver mangekyo sharingan}]

{silver sharingan}- allows you to use a holy element, makes you immune to illusions, allows you to put someone under a illusion, allows you to copy other people fighting style, allows you to copy other people magic spells, Better eyesight.]

{Silver mangekyo sharingan}- the skill {Susanoo} will be now constructed out of Holy light, while keeping the properties of a normal susanoo. any other mangekyo ability will mutate due to the holy element in your eyes.

BOY! THIS IS OP AF!!!! with a Susanoo being made of holy light no Grimm will be able to stand in his way!! FUCK YEAH! thank you mom!

but as much as he wanted to do a victory dance and then dabb a couple thousand time while yelling like a kid who just won his first Fortnite battle royale...he noticed a certain thing that made his not do that...

...thank god.

(y/n): hey system, i noticed that i dont have {eternal mangekyo sharingan}, why is that.

[probably because you didnt steal someone else cool red eyes balls and implant them on yourself.]

said the system like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Which sounded funny, because he was currently using the voice of a 10 year old.

(y/n): wait! i still need to steal someone else eyes!? why cant you give me the {eternal mangekyo sharingan}??

[i can.]

(y/n): then why didnt you give me!?

[where's the fun in that?]

...

that dirty son of a bit-



(y/n): basically the more i use the {mangekyo sharingan} abilities, the more blind i get, until i will become blind completely, but if i steal someone else with a sharingan and rip i own eyes, and then insert theirs i will have the Eternal version that allows me to not go blind.

he couldnt see her but judging by the noise she made Salem was definitely frowning. She was feeling somewhat guilty, she gave her "Son" a power that could cripple him, and it left her with a bad taste in her mouth.



she said with a serious voice.

(y/n): but mom-

<NO BUT'S!>

(y/n): y-yes mom...

damn...so this is how it feels to have a mom? he didnt had one back in his life before reincarnating...unless he considered his dad hookers mom's, which he DIDNT!

He let out a sigh and started to eat his sandwich again while wondering how {Amaterasu} combined with his holy light would work...wait, come to think of it...what were his mangekyo abilities?

(y/n): hey system, what mangekyo abilities do i have?

[you need to customize your mange-]

the young crusader didnt even let his system finish his sentence as he already started explaining what his mangekyo would look, and work.

(y/n): i want itachi design! i also want Amaterasu, and the ability to control it!

so basically itachi mangekyo with the abilities of Sasuke mangekyo. huh, of course, the system was not even surprised.

{Amaterasu}- black flames that burn everything, and will burn for 7 days and nights. due to the holy light the flames will become silver and will become deadly to demons and other spawns of darkness.

{Inferno style}- the ability to control the flames of hell, and shape them however you want.

...

(y/n): mom can i-

<no>

letting out a sigh he sunk back into the chair and resumed eating once again. while he was munching on his breakfast/dinner, (y/n) was using almost 100% of his brain on a way to counter the Mangekyo blindness.

he wanted to just buy the eternal version, but his stupid, Shota sounding, son of a bitch, of a system refused to sell him that, because "it would take away the fun"...

okay, think...what can regenerate his eyesight...wait.

(y/n): wont my phoenix ring regenerate my eyes?

[due to your {gamers body} your phoenix ring reacts only to your HP, if your HP does not go down, then it will not heal you.]

god damn it! bullshit ring, bullshit gamer body! damn it all!! he just want's to play with his new cool eyeballs! is this so much to ask for!?

<this. It will compliment with your Grimm side.>

Mommy Salami at it again! what does she has for him this time! let check out and see!

[Demon bloodline (seven deadly sins) 1,000,000]- you will gain 7 hearts and a demon's body allowing you to become more tough and stronger. It also allows you to manipulate darkness as it will become a part of your body, due to the demon heritage.

(y/n): buy, this is not even a thinker. just buy it.

[11,600,000 lien left]

damn! that bloodline was worth a FUCKING million Lien, and he can still buy a crap load of those!

ah...its good to be rich :)

[thanks to being a Grimm and a Demon you Dark element has evolved into {Heretical Element}. You have now gained the most power "evil" magical element possible.]

[your Grimm bloodline, and Demon bloodline compliment each other, would you like to fuse them?]

this System is giving him a bullshit power up, after bullshit powerup and he is not gonna lie...he loves it.

(y/n): yes! how is that even a question!

he said with excitement clear in his voice.



said the Grimm momma, as she was exited just as her own child was.

[what is happening!? *GASP!* (Y/N), is...EVOLVING!?]

bruh, did his system just made a pokemon reference? not gonna lie he didnt expect that...But it was kinda funny.

he also heard a confused "huh?" coming from salem...oh yeah she doesnt know about pokemon. Maybe he should send her a couple books and videogames so she can catch up?

wait...since when does he started to care about the bad guy!? ugh, she just play nice and he is already falling for it!

[ (y/n) evolved into...A "Black Arch-demon!"]

Black? further more Arch demon? damn that sounds so fucking badass! not only that but now the lie that he told sirzech actually became true.

He is a demon now!

now he can control darkness, have 7 hearts, have super healing- oh...wait...he has Demon healing.

(y/n): does the Demon healing ability heal my eyes after using Mangekyo?

[calculating....]

[Yes.]

with a deep breath he hold in a giggle and then decided to ask the question.

(y/n): so mom...can i use my Mangekyo now?

there was a moment of silence but soon a audible sigh was heard. It seems she is still not okay with it but she said that he can use it, if he founds a way to counter it.

<fine...but only 1 hour a day!>

...wot?

---time skip because Lord of the rings is starting soon and i want to end this before it starts---

(y/n): okay Issei, today im going to teach you 2 things!

he yelled as Issei was sitting in front of him, listening very carefully.

(y/n): 1. how to use Magic to deal with all of your problems! and 2. HOW TO USE MAGIC WHILE HAVING SEX!
ah yes, the most important thing to do with magic.



mommy why are you doing this? right now he really doesnt want to get a boner, he is hanging out with his friend for god sake!